Queanbeyan Demon

King clips his sails to allow for prevailing winds.

The claim only holds up if you ignore what Melbourne has gained from its Category B rookies: 2 All Australians, 2 Bluey Truscott winners, 1 Club Captain, 4-time leading goalkicker.

Surprised he don't go to Filth, PBP or Dogs then.

I'm pretty sure if MM was to line up for this Deez this week - we'd have to start Max at FF and make Kosi 19th man.

The fact that he's a one-grabber and applies defensive pressure shouldn't preclude him from a game in the seniors.

This is sounding like the brontosaurus skit.

Sounds like you're pretty irregular @layzie ?

I would have thought following the Deez is penance enough for your sins SWYL.

What has fair got to do with anything in life - let alone anything related to the AFL?

Not in the universe occupied by the Deez. "Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?" - The First History Man.

He was actually all alone and unattended.

Big shoutout to @Deez21 , who’s diving into Ghostwriter like it’s the fourth quarter of a prelim and everything’s on the line. After countless hours poured into the club – cheering, designing, cutt'in 'n' past'in, heavy lifting, driv'in and fly'in and possibly hexing umpires – they are now taking their rightful place in the data trenches. @Ghostwriter's training reports have long held excellent standing on land, and now they're tackling the cloud with the same fierce loyalty and unrelenting accuracy. The club’s spine may wobble, but the target of your venom does not. Love you Ghosty.

Deez21 is on precisely the right forum.

Luke Jackson. We'll need to recall him from the fellowship program in the West.

We'll be needing a new captain in a few years - maybe Jacko is our man?

Send JT to the next Butchers Picnic. We'll find someone there.

I would explain to the board in no uncertain terms that they have a @$^*ing problem on their hands.

I read Joeboy for a laugh. This kind of wrong-but-bold commentary is often more entertaining than accurate analysis. There’s something delightfully absurd about reducing a players whole game to three words — especially when it's generally hilariously off the mark.

This. Thank you @Anti Saint. Could it be that we are a below average side?

Who are we playing?

Champion Data . . . talk about the emperor with no clothes.

And even more to the point, how the hell he's not running around with us?

Carlton's list management is amazing. How the hell did Carlton let Kennedy go?

Naughton's on $1.1m for the next six years.