Jaded No More

WE ARE [censored] PREMIERS

Luke Jackson in the ruck that quarter. What a star at 21. Freak.

This is the softest game I’ve seen us play

Maybe it’s not meant to happen until it can happen where it should, at the MCG full of Melbourne fans.

We are in trouble here

Of all the day for our backline to fall apart

Good luck and GO DEES

Playing basketball in the rooms. I assume not.

May looks like that every week. Always looks stressed. It’s his persona.

Bowey is going to get subbed off with sunburn soon. Hat up!

Wrong thread

Gawn was back row. Think he’s a strong chance to start 😂

They just showed the players out on the ground. Hunty is there. Could he be the sub after all?

I’m randomly tearing up now. God help me. Two more hours.

Bus has arrived

Can confirm weather in Melbourne is sh!thouse

My anxiety disagrees.

Odds of me being dead by quarter time currently paying $1.01

Just watched Jonesy on channel 7. Ugly cry watch today: 3

Coming up on channel 7

Enjoy mediocrity

This is so wonderful. So far outside my 10km 😢

RIP Melbourne supporters

WHO SIGNED OFF ON THIS BEING A NIGHT GAME????

Are you even a Melbourne supporter if you don’t cheese?