Jaded No More

Also now is the time to put big long contracts in front of Oliver and Jackson. When I say now I mean right now. They’re very drunk. It’s a good way to get them to agree to terms.

The DVD was there last night and not today? I was quite drunk so decided not to make purchases until today.

Genuinely so so happy for him. He really is a beautiful humble guy who had a really tough couple of years and got pushed out by his club (bunch of absolute fools!). Came in, fought hard to regain fitness, played his role, and made a massive massive difference to the team. Also he is amazing at drawing free kicks. I forgot how much it used to annoying me… now I love it!

Me today with a brutal hangover. It’s my dads birthday on Friday. So special to watch it with him yesterday. Got him a premiership tshirt because the man loves a commemorative tee. Got some stuff for the bar including that amazing cheese board, because cheese board!

Beast Mode Activated to 11

Elite podcast content. The cup is definitely the best guest of the year. Spoke well.

The rise in form of Ben Brown has had a lot do with it. Doesn’t need to kick massive bags, but takes so much attention away from the other forwards, brings ball to ground for the crumbers and creates a heap of space by leading to allow us to pick a target. Also the amount of goals we’ve kicked from centre clearances via our midfield these past few weeks is insane. Sparrow from 48m? Jackson was 45m? And people wanted him traded. He is such an important player and a massive part of our on field and off field leadership

On the Sunday Footy Show Goody said scans showed he had a 6cm tear and in a normal season he would miss up to 7 weeks. Hurt it again in the second half. Had 14 touches and conceded 1 goal. What a warrior.

A. Freak. Sign him for 10 years. Just do it. He will not only be a star he will prolong Max’s career by 5 years.

Brown’s arrival has made him 100 times better because now he’s playing on Easton Wood instead of Alex Keath

I’m alive. I’m so tired. It was so worth it. Bring in days of replays. WE ARE PREMIERS BABY!!!!!

A massive shout out to @Demonland Keeping this site going (held up magnificently tonight!) through all the trash years so we all had somewhere to vent and now through Covid so we all have somewhere to celebrate.

Things I’ll never do again 1- sleep 2- let MFCSS get the better of me 3- be jaded. After 16 years on this site, I think it might be time for a name change CARN THE MIGHTY DEMONS 💙🏆❤️

He made me cry alright

If he has anything under a grade 3 I’d be shocked. Looked hampered. Well done to him. Braved it out.

[censored] you MFCSS. We are the greatest team of all time. Fight me!

6- THE PREMIERSHIP CUP

We did it. We did it. I can’t. I have no words. We are premiers.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE PREMIERS 💙❤️🏆🍾

WE ARE [censored] PREMIERS

Luke Jackson in the ruck that quarter. What a star at 21. Freak.

This is the softest game I’ve seen us play

Maybe it’s not meant to happen until it can happen where it should, at the MCG full of Melbourne fans.