monoccular

Maybe there sin't one - it takes a functioning brain to make a conspiracy.

They are extremely selective in their handwringing, but consistent in their hypocrisy.

What a great debut by the young man #41. Fits is so well already into the "defensive unit", reads the play well, is very calm and his disposal was generally very good and sharp. I loved the baulk around Borat on the members wing. Well done. (Bowey and Rivers also did well, so when Salem does his week or two at Casey to get back into things I wouldn't like to be a selector.)

IF Frittata is 100% fit he should come in for Kozzie IF Viney has recovered fully in for Laurie IF May 99% fit give him another week … even if 100% keep him back for Buddy IF Salem ready he will need a week, or two, at Casey

Just finished the replay and have to recognize just what a good job Tomlinson did in May’s absence. There will certainly be no need to rush him back prematurely.

The relativity of the two suspensions is what is infuriating. One caused a player to go off, potentially concussed, the other caused no injury. The former gets one week; the latter two. And they wonder why some suggest that there is corruption in the AFL judicial system.

So no injury is worse than concussion! No injury is high impact: concussion is medium impact Unbelievable Bastards Buddy > Kozzie.

I will give my vote to dee-tox

Of course Frankenstein won’t get more than one week maximum even though he KOd his opponent. Kozzie will get multiple just because it is a bad look.

Not in the least controversial I would say - McVee stood well ahead of Baker and Laurie. He will hold his spot but Laurie is likely to go down to Casey especially if Fritter is ready to go.

I haven't seen any replays of the Kozzie "incident" - sure it was late and maybe reckless but as far as could see at the game no head contact and no adverse outcome to the collidee. So what does that mean in MRO points or whatever raffle they are doing this year? This week? This game? He elected to bump but did no harm? (But nor did Moloney.) Are we going to be the victims of absence of precedent once again?

6 Gawn 5 Pickett 4 Petracca 3 Lever 2 Oliver 1 Tomlinson

No need to rush May back until 100%

Any news on which of our emergencies was not playing?

Who actually cares what those parasitic blights say about us?

I thought that 'flu shots usually come early for aged care residents.

Not even a slightly twisted ankle?? 🤔 Everything is relative? Will Cats wilt. late in every game? Will Pies keep overrunning fitter sides? Will be interesting to see as the year unfolds.

Sounds like some kind of deep thought process from BT

What deciduous schadenfreude if both Tigers and Blues were to miss the finals by half a game. 🤗🤗🤗

I always turn the sound off when Nathan Brown (🐅 broken leg version) starts up about “the odds”! Did he quite a “3 Downlow votes for tonight odds market?

But wasn't Acres the key to a premiership? Just saw the rehash - Lynch marked in a pack of maybe 5 Blues?

So, are they both on top or both on bottom? BT, the genius, is saying it is unbelievable

Umpires have their money on Carlton, surely

They do love Nibbler just because he does exactly what is asked of him. Not necessarily what us fans in the stands see, but what they ask hin to do.

Tigers ordinary: Carlton ordinarier 😮