Bitter but optimistic

Two points - 1. Feel no guilt over brainwashing your child. 2. I firmly believe that, as a club we have finally extracted our heads from that dark place and actually are now on the road to recovery

Just up the road. Malmsbury. No doubt the you also picked up on the valuable life skills about corruption and misuse of authority that my students learn as a result of my payback.

Many of the kids I teach give me grief over supporting Melbourne. Of course I obtain revenge by downgrading their marks and writing them poor reports.

Ever heard him interviewed?

I have been a great Jack Watts supporter. Read my posts if you disagree. However, I have also stated that he lacks aggression. However, I also agree with BH on his lack of committment to aerial contests. In a game last year (can't remember against whom) he did not go full on in such a situation. I'm not saying he is innately soft but rather because of his inexperience he is not fully aware of what he can do. This is the year he needs to address this issue.

That's funny. My partner asks exactly that question when I come home from (A) the footy (B) playing golf. I simply continue cursing and drinking.

Ahh Biffo. I'm truly blushing. Such deft praise from a sensitive, caring and urbane gutter crawler like yourself quite gives me the vapours.

I don't want to go into that DC. Let's just say it's a place where dead foxes are hung on fences. That is a matter I've had some local council issues with. Banana buying is a suspicious activity.

BTW.Sorry. Forgot to add - we'd probably also take old dee - provided his incontinence problems can be managed.

Nah. He'd probably have to live on the streets. Just haven't got the facilities for those (Like Biffo) with high level needs.

You got me again DC. Now it's all the way with LBJ.

More like twin intake valve - but I wont continue the analogy.

I don't know why you would consider this thread "extraordinary" BH, when so many are based on guesses, baseless supposition, pure invention or, best of all, "knowing" or having some connection to, an anonymous but highly credentialled sauce. (spelling intentional).

Now I get the banana fascination.

I see Romsey as the perfect place for a social club and training facility. Of course , even though I'd put in a good word, those of Biffen's ilk would not get in. ( You'd be unlikely too DC) A respectable type like Stuie would certainly make the cut.

Hopefully we'll finish too high to consider a top 5 pick. The other reason we might not get a top 5 pick is too terrible to contemplate.

There is quite a gap ( actually a gaping chasm) between an approach to the club and "almost traded".

Wonderfully disdainful!

Yes. er there have been some questions in that regard .... but all in the past.

No comment on yours DC. You know the rule - never follow children or animals.

There has never really been any question about my sanity.

This is dreadful doggerel verse I'll admit, but I offer it as a warning to you sicko born again banana evangelists. Banana Poem A long time ago, when the world was young Someone put some food on their tongue They tasted the food, and thought it was nice Most fruit liked it - but banana's thought twice. They held a meeting at quarter past eight Whilst the human's were getting home late They decided they didn't want to be eaten they said "No way, we're not going to be beaten" So time went by, and human's got old Banana's got ready, for their prophets had told That soon shall come the dawn of war. Where humans will rule the earth no more. The humans knew not of the evil banana's plans They made their cars, guitars and aluminum cans And the banana's began to take over the east While humans knew not, and kept having their feast. But time has run out, no more hiding there can be Or else the banana's will kill George, you and me We must take up arms, and fight to the end Because, believe it or not, a banana is not a friend.

Wel there is one bright spot in this. He is no longer a Melbourne player.

That's funny.

I reckon you'd have to be drunk to be caught driving in Adelaide.