Bitter but optimistic

I'm not convinced about Dunn. Big body, great kick but doesn't appear to have much brain power. He could get away with it in the past but with increased competition for spots-- i'm not certain.

You are wrong! Can't be country. You can buy fair trade, non msg, soy latte with hazlenut in Romsey

Romsey?

What are you smoking pickett? He did SFA during his 7 years with us. Now, after a knee reco you reckon he'll improve?

It situations like this that make me regret the outlawing of glass from footy matches.

I like Tappy's muscle and mongrel but if we have a near fit list I reckon he'll be doing duty at Casey.

I see a natural progression here. Your aim for season 2013 should be to main an opposition supporter. Preferably, Essendon. Second Filth ( but beware if they spit their dentures at you) . Third Tiggers.

I agree. Add watts ( as cert to those three) and things get very tight. I'd put Nicholson as my next and it becomes even more difficult. Nonetheless, this is what we wanted (needed). If our list remains injury free then we will will prosper.

Biffen. You outshine even yourself. Such eloquence, such logic. You are an expert parent, football commentator, environmentalist, social critic, psychotherapist and gutter crawler. It seems to me, with your innate sense of fairness and equality that you are Moderator material. You can ascend to the heights occupied by Rhino. WYL will grind his teeth in awe and jealousy. This is your calling, this is deification. See post 70 , you have already changed Macca’s life. Australia will have its second saint. We mere mortals will only hope to touch the hem of your dress or hear the rattle of your empty beer can rolling down Punt Rd. Will you take the challenge? Will you rise above the transient pleasures of the flesh? Will you forego alcohol and seek the insights provided through abstinence? Will you cast off Stuie and rise to greatness?

Beautiful work Sloonatic. Did you also bite into his throat and taste his vile bomber essence?

Sounds like a well centered child. Outstanding parenting. ( Did you have to beat her ?)

Now now Sam. Don't step away from your parental responsibilies. Make the tough decisions. Just start with a little beanie or a jumper and , while he is asleep, play the Melbourne theme song constantly in his ear. Build it up slowly, but you should aim to have him brainwashed by age two. If that doesn't work, withold some basic pleasures eg food. He'll come around.

Nutbean is on the money Nasher. I was at an away game against Hawthorn a few years ago - we were getting flogged. A Hawthorn mum sitting in front of me said to her daughter - " I feel sorry for Melbourne, they haven't got anything". Have to say I'd rather be hated.

It's amazing isn't it Macca?.Biffo has become the Guru and we all seek his wisdom. If only Stuie would cast aside his pride and bow at the altar of genious.

Biffo, I realize you are cut from a different cloth to the rest of us plebs but I am concerned with your constant references to the reality bus. I have recently been using the internet for legitimate research and discovered a group of people that uses buses for , shall we say " distinctive challenges". Where do you stand on this issue? You will never be admitted to polite society in places such as Romsey if you do not have an upright moral stance.

Stop beating about the bush and tell us what you really think about Essendon supporters JBag.

I'm not sure OD's heart would survive 3 wins in a row. Anyway keep up the suggestions - I'm pizzed and must to bed.

Actually I ran the little focker over - most fun I've had in years. And - get to keep the collar.

Will lycra have any impact on your skull shaped ring?

What do mean ? "fat guy" ?

Nothing better to do thread. (Speculation about Demonlanders) I’ve just come in from doing “man stuff” in my shed – Jeez floral arrangements involving roses are dangerous. Anyway thinking about the Bombeblitz predictions on another thread caused me to consider what would happen on Demonland if we actually won the first 2 or 3 games of season 2013. Some possibilities. Demonland babies will be conceived. (Old Dee and myself probably won’t feature in that). Sloony – no predictions on above but your comments would be appreciated. Range Rover will be back and initiating a poll about premiership chances. Biffen will become respectable and he and Stuie will share alfresco breakfasts at a fair trade non MSG cafe where all proceeds go to the Midsumma Festival.. Ben-Hur will undo his ignore list and embrace all Demonlanders. (even WYL) Rhino will post only positive comments. WYL will be banned from this site after his 175000 posts cause a meltdown. He will go on to publish his book and start his own Blog. DC will - 1. Stop wearing external underpants. 2. Give up his Monty Python obsession. Jose, Bangkok Demon and WA demon will return to Melbourne. Whispering Jack will allow porn on this site and will, forever more, only bathe in Banana Smoothies. I could continue – eg J viney fan will get a decent haircut. Curry and Beer will change his scary avatar – He looks like a disenfranchised member of the KKK. Titan- Uranus will not change a name that , in itself gives very practical advice. I will stop there. What a wonderful bunch of lunatics this site contains. I just want to see how the bickering and bad mouthing will change when we actually taste success. Please add to the list.

Christ. Just don't you want to cry?

I think it's very decent of Stuie to help you "out" Biffo. However, is it the Village People send off that concerns you?

Just read the link and the Bblitz thread. What a bunch of illiterate morons. If the filth weren't already called the filth then then Essendon would easily take that title.

You wouldn't sticking the knife into one of gone but not lamented who made a memorable TV cameo would you?