Bitter but optimistic

Possibly the silliest post of the year (decade). FMD is this why we have technology?

I will always be "the gentleman from Romsey" - such things are a birthright after all all. However, you are correct, It seems that the ladies have worked me out. Classy dames such as Mable ignore me and Biff's slags demand inordinate amounts of money for displays of affection. The "lads" do remain reliable.

That's funny OD. Biff has a (stolen) tweed jacket which he thinks gives him some class/status. You have mentioned "genteel" which is exactly what the tweed jacket means.to him.. He is all yours!!

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Can't argue with that. I have a problem though. Biffen got wind that I was going and is trying to get a free ticket. Could you invite him to your sister's winery so that I don't get stuck with the freeloading bas tard?

Well i have to be honest. I think you are one seriously [censored] up individual dc.

Smart move Mable. There are some real dic k heads on this site and you are wise ( and a woman of discernment ) to avoid them.

"You're (wet) dreamin Moon"

aahh Biff! There is no competition you are the cleverest writer on this site. FMD That is a gem

You going OD?

Depends where you buy them OD. Any banana purchased at an Asian market is better (sadly) than anything you will buy in oz.

I'm following the gold Biff!

I want you to go easy on Stu 'frag. Let him continue the belief that he is an intellectual - he is quite fragile and may not post again for months if he is hurt.

I think I deserved to go straight into the semis at least dc!!

Great spectator sport

Just a momentary lapse Stu. BTW we are almost in accord. I want Riley in for his muscle against Collingwood. Newton also provides this as well as the ability to kick a goal. Tyson adds a bit of class. Bail and Jones out. I'm unsure of the third. Fitzy should go as he was totally inept last week but may get a reprieve on the basis of being a tall defender. Watts and Howe were also very ordinary but will play in the big game. Toumpass did some good things but did not go hard on a couple of occasions he needed to. Despite the limp wristed effort , three changes will probably do it.

Not possible! That would mean that I considered 12 of my posts unworthy of comment, when obviously everything I say is a (turd) pearl to be admired and polished!

Wash your dirty big mouth out Moon! Stuie says he knows more about football than even Saty does! enter "big"

You sound very empathic Ethan? Do you detect that OD needs counselling? God knows he probably does. However you could better direct your skills to some of the real sickos on this site. I hesitate to name them (Stuie ) In fact Demonland is full of weirdos and strange [censored]. FMD, the more I think about the more I should stay away from here. In fact I have serious misgivings about you Ethan.

All we we have to do is keep this bloke. He is a genuine superstar in the making. Get that! We are talking SUPERSTAR !!!!

Well i have to pull my head in on this one dc. The Catholic child molesters are definitely outgunning the Anglicans at the moment, however, I'm sure they'll make a comeback!

A very inclusive quote. About what you'd expect from that particular institution - only ignored about half the population.

Just your usual standard of post dc?

"From ugly duckling to a graceful swan"and back again!

We might have targets but why TF would they want to come here?