Bitter but optimistic

So you've been peeking too bb?

Well it does provide a new perspective on certain matters.

Refer to your online favorites and answer that question yourself Redtube eeerr I mean Redleg.!!

What an uplifting tale Earl Hood! I, perhaps naively, used to think that simply driving the Merc near poor people would inspire them to try and lift their station in life. However,you have demonstrated that good works can turn a profit lives around in surprising ways. . I shall set my accountants to work forthwith.

I suppose you are a contributor to society Biffen. Your drug trade no doubt swells the black economy. Your "workers" in a perverse way, also achieve this and add to the (very) short term happiness of others. My latest information is that you were seen quaffing red wine in the vicinity of the GAT and passing yourself off as some sort of art critic towards the end of last week. Hardly a credible position but I also heard that you did a reasonable public impersonation of manneken pis later in the evening

I fear there maybe further "outings".

That's how Biffen wakes up every morning dc!!

Saya tidak tahu.

Why don't you two dh's take a break until Biffen arrives - he claims to have some knowledge of frog language.

I'm unlikely to make it to the Gat for the ,at least immediate, future. The misunderstanding over the Ashley Maddison incident (as mentioned above) is still hovering. The Lads realise my innocence but a certain other around the Manor remains unconvinced.

Stuie's stalking me ..................... again.

Don't mention publicity Moon. "Publicity" has caused a bit of a misunderstanding with the squeeze ATM. Apparently there's some cad on Ashley Maddison (whoever that is) calls himself Uncle Bitter from Romsey. Caused me considerable eerr well you know what I mean. I'm claiming it's Romsey in the UK.

Warney - one of the greatest cricketers of all time - no doubt. Warney - one of the biggest [censored] of all time - no doubt.

Any of you infidels watch the cricket last night? Our openers played test cricket. Now there is a thought.

Well I suppose I shouldn't be too critical - that sort of stuff would be considered high culture in Borewood. The again it may work for dc and loosen up the bluerinsers.

mawkish vomit inducing sloppy droppings of a sick feline

Poor old Bitters has spent most of the day battling the arctic cold of Romsey while engaging in buider type activities. An heroic effort if do say so myself. Think I'll give the tradies away completely. Lazy overcharging bunch they are!

Managed to drag yourself out of the free grog trough OD?

I think it is Biffen when a young man.

Pimp, drug abuser and all round pervert.

You are obviously a true afficionado RL, a man who has given up many hours to study your subject of choice. Have you no heart at all OD?

More likely OD is wallowing in the apparently limitless amounts of free Pinot he quaffs at his sister's winery. To such events I might add, his dland mates remain sans invitation. As to RL - perhaps he has rediscovered Redtube?

Years of therapy have enabled me to admit that this was true - despite the cute little curls and dresses.

Father .......... , my confessor in about grade 6, could never see that.

Things have quiet on this thread. I've been trying to frame my response to MD's piece of artwork above in a way that won't get me banned. It was a pun ..but I just can't get it right. Noticed Biffen bobbed up with his usual low humour last night. He commence a bender after the football last Sunday and must have surfaced yesterday. I hope Earl Hood has recovered from his unfortunate encounter - no doubt he will dine out on the story at some/many hipster hangouts. Must say, even I was a bit disgusted when Moonie confessed to an interest in his MIL's bum - some people. Anyway poor old Uncle Bitter has been under the weather this week - finally coming good. A quiet weekend at the Manor beckons.