Bitter but optimistic

Stuie please stick to talking about football - where, sometimes at least, you makes sense.

Just heard on the radio that the crowd forced to evacuate the football stadium in Paris did so singing the national anthem. What a wonderful example of humanity's ability to rise above the malevolent evil and violence of a bunch of thugs and cowards.

Find a fanatic or two, give them some weak minded followers and add a dose of ideology .....

Dr. I have made several attempts at rehabilitation, however, circumstances seem to continually conspire against me! And .. if not circumstances, I am weighed down by those with whom I associate.

Yes, well ... I suppose that is a less strenuous method of carrying out your ... err .... activities.

Was Dland just down for a while, or was I spinning in and out of reality?

You should have continued dc, and meandered in a roughly NW direction, until you reached sunny shores of Romsey. The inadequacies of Borewood would have been immediately apparent.

A ridiculous article that lacks any credibility whatsoever. I glanced at it expecting to see Romsey firmly entrenched at number1 but to my and the lads chagrin, Romsey was not mentioned. The lads were so outraged they damaged their computer and have cancelled their subscription to that vile newspaper.

As usual, it seems, I have to be the whipping boy. Recently Biffen, a beastly fellow at best, described certain aspects of my behaviour as "putrid" - can you believe that? And now Dr, Hopping Dick uses some kraut swear word to offend my good self.

Nice whack. Well it seems as though you had quite a spiffing adventure Earl. However, it seems to me you have been too generous with your staff. I mean .. what is the good of having servants if they are not servile? I suggest a few thrashings to encourage proper lickspittling Now as to these sarcocophagi you have "imported" - I presume you will not be sharing the details with your "free trade" friends. And where will you display them? Will your good lady's herbarium have to make way? I suppose I could provide some short term storage at the Manor but antiquities don't fit with my more post - apocalyptic layout. But each to his own in such matters of course.

or fracture her!!

Avoiding beggars and street people hopefully.

Nice pun WJ.

Actually I think only myself and Bbub are sane.

FMD!! Things are quiet! I can understand the unscrupulous lawyers not posting ... but where is everyone else? Well ... Biffen is doing porn Moonshadow is doing himself OD is doing his teeth dc is doing oldies Earl hood is doing the cheap free trade coffee palaces. R and bluebeard is singing soprano in a choir. I notice fautly det has been posting - well he'd be blowing himself. And as for Doctor Hopping Dick - FMD. Anyway that's just the posters over the last few days!!! Bunch of weirdos .. And people reckon I'm a pervert!! FMD I'm not even in the game.

Missed that od! I backed him the other day and made a profit. A punter I'm not!

Test over! Series over! Kiwis WAP!

How dare you dc?? Hiram Abif would turn in his very geometric grave if we start disclosing masonic secrets on this site. Typo on Hiram's name

Thank you Earl - your sage advice is always appreciated. However, I must differ on one point. When attempting to minimise my taxation burden, I deal directly with my lawyers. I find that group far shiftier .... ,errr more, shall we say flexible. Although, as you can imagine, gains are to some extent offset by exorbitant fees of course!!

Just to add to many concerns you have Earl, I saw a fellow in Crazeyburn wearing a nicely styled North Fitzroy hipster man bun...... it matched his tatts rather well I thought. BTW I was just driving through in the Merc and observing poor people.

[censored] me 'luded - what a pisser, can I use this line? ......somewhere "like soap scum on the shower glass, you can never really get it all out."

That's very funny Biffen. You are quite the cunning linguist at times.

Probably. He wanted to have a drink with Biffen so he must be a weirdo.

I believe our good gentrified friend Earl Hood may have lapsed into deep depression. Mr Turnbull today announced that imperial honours were finito! The good Earl has been seen at the right places and pressing the right flesh (not in the way Biffen understands) in order to qualify for a gong. All in vain it seems. Hope he doesn't cast himself off the roof of the Stock Exchange.

That sounds like "Head of Accounting" or Head of Marketing". Your meaning may have been more clear had you said something like, "has full responsibility". As usual, just trying to help you out Snitch.