Bitter but optimistic

Yes but you never expect the cameras.

What a vulgar and disgusting fellow you are!

Correct bb and the older you get the harder it gets. the older you get the more difficult recovery becomes.

Would you like a copy picket?

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute. Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus). My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable. So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

It seems we share some important traits Ernie. Laudable all of them. However, if I may be so bold as to make a further suggestion to one of your (late) stature. Forget the singing.

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long and allowed yourself to be seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare. It becomes you.

Is there no discretion left in the business world?

The old Astors go out in the Gat's refurbishment Biff?

Does that mean you have to wash them more ......................... or less?

Does he shag the same sheila for 400 years?

Fair point dc.

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.

Do you know Ernie dland is the closest I get to social media. I suppose that is sad because it means millions of children are denied my guidance. Katter !!! FMD not Bob Katter!!!

Wow Ernie!! Praise from the man who gives the term "ghost writer" real meaning. I was so chuffed I think I cried more than when I watched "Shane" the other night on Fox. Have no fear dc my arrogance and conceit knows no bounds.

That might have worked once bj but nowadays every manufacturer and business fears litigation. I can't think of a worse choking hazard than a pube at the back of the throat.

I realise you are a man of the (other) world Ernie but may I caution you not to be sucked in by Biffen . You have only seen his better side. Correct dc and there have been a number of setbacks since then. I understand ( from a source within the Hood household) that he caught his man Hudson and the hirstute Conchita in flagrante delicto, in a tub of steaming guava paste! Little wonder he is unhinged.

Agree Red. In fact good luck to him. If you can use the rules to your advantage then you're smart. It's up to the rule makers to do something about it.

The thing is dc, a stoning would have to be tasteful and well organised before I'd be interested.. You know we'd want front row seats and plenty of coldies ( can't risk dehydration in those parts). And we would need someone reliable to hold the bets. You know, " I'll give 5 to 1 that that Abdul's next yonnie takes out her left eye." I hope Earl Hood has considered the potential needs of his clients.

Have you booked in any stonings of immoral sheilas Earl? This could influence my attendance.

I think you have to get over this attitude bb. Some of the worst sickos imaginable are on Demonland. Your worst extravagances are normal here. Just consider dc's immoral and unnatural hobbies.

You know the old story bb! It was all a question of whether or not you were quick enough to catch a good looking camel

The Bedouin were basically decent blokes dc. Could get excitable on occasion but generally liked to relax at the oasis and enjoy the odd date. Camel lovers though!

You are not turning old and cynical and, dare I say it, "bitter" are you OD? Well I suppose you can't turn old. But what about cynical and bitter?

I'm 148. IQ that is. I think it best if I withdraw my application for your tour Ernie.