Bitter but optimistic

You been spying on me again fl oger?

Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads.

What a sad and cynical fellow you are Moonie!!

LSL dc LSL

LSL dc LSL

Your ever intrepid Uncle Bitter is currently in FNQ and thus too [censored] to post much however, I shall return soon and hand out some well deserved thrashings. just about to give the squeeze one.

Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood. FMD!!! But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck. I feel myself that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer. FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

He's been watching Redtube again!!

I've had knowledge of her.

If one is not an afficionado of certain ....err arcane pursuits, then yes, Romsey Manor could amaze the innocent naive.

I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

Agreed!!! And if you do Fl o gger, I'll visit WA and purge myself of shitty Margaret River wine in each of your 8 toilets.!!

Well that certainly wouldn't be an issue for dc Red. The ever present clamour of the oxygen pump cranking away in the background would negate whatever last gaspings of passion caused by dc cranking away in the foreground.

Thanks for the good news.

Mmm .... as one who has been the victim ..err recipient of your tender ministrations Doctor, I just wonder what said "instruments" they may be.

That's nothing compared to what the blue rinsers who chance into in the humble hamlet of Borewood are likely to suffer.

Stuie doing selfies ?

Correct dpos - you are incorrect. I have no doubt the good Earl was there to do some serious plundering of the natives!! What is the reason for a title otherwise?

What a grubby lot you are!! I am trying to support our good friend the Earl and this smutty and thoughless response is all I get. Disgraceful!! And positively no Special ... you cannot ride in the Merc!!

Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge. We all know what the aristocracy (tories) can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

BTW I'm sure you will all have noted Biffen's extended absence from Dland. Well really I suppose no one GAF!! However, it has not been possible to contact him of late and I hold grave fears!!