Bitter but optimistic

Make sure you have a celebratory gutful on the flight Steve.

Because they are mostly feral illiterates.

Well that's a glaring oversight by the MFC!

The excitement of it all got to me - Pedo.

GuzzLG 2h Oliver > Parish Just took the above gem of Bomberblitz. Gotta love it.

6 Watts . provided a key forward target and was creative. 5.Pedo .Played his role to perfection. 4. Clearance Oliver. 3. Lewis. 2. Jones 1. Trac

There is no better feeling than beating those [censored]!!!!!

Possibly some of the worst umpiring I've ever seen

More Pancho I'd say.

Well I had an excellent shiraz assisted night's sleep and am "rarin" to go. I'll be viewing from The Manor of course as I avoid the shithole as much as possible. However, for those who want to touch my clothing, I'll be at the G next week. As to today's game, There has been a lot of talk about "Moustache Joe" but I'm not convinced he can back up a big performance with such a short break. The key of course is to keep the pill at our end of the paddock. I'm a Pedo man so I'm hoping he'll prove the doubters incorrect. If we lose I shall seriously consider bar b queing one of The Lads. I shall then [censored] myself out of remorse.

Would be a good time for an overseas trip Luci. Somewhere isolated and sans internet.

Mmmmm .... yes .... I understand. Get on the booze anyway.

Wow only seven!! Clearly you're a natural !

Isn't he injured ?

My advice is to give it a break for a while Ethan and concentrate on your strengths (eg throwing faeces ) and then come back with renewed enthusiasm.

I wouldn't write him off yet Fitz. There is a lot physical and mental maturing to come. Another year before any reasonable Judgement can be made.

How old were you when that was taken Ethan?

I'm afraid it's the rather embarrassing issue of the guts getting a guts all over again. And the tinea is now even worse because my feet are constantly in the shade.

I guess he must be fitter and more mobile ...... but yes his physical impact will be much less. I guess we'll see - a little extra pace at Etihad is no bad thing.

Apparently he's dropped 10kg since last season!

It's obvious Gypsy! Leave the missus at home to mind the kid. Give her ticket to a Dees supporting mate and get on the booze.

Well you'll certainly get a bird's eye view brendan

I considered you far too genteel for such a display Jane!

You do me in Chook. Fair dinkum.

Take an oxygen tank and a telescope.