Bitter but optimistic

Illogical comment comment Moon. If he gives everyone the [censored] ( which he does) then we need the six toilets.

Christ Biff don't make those statements. Talk of stables could toss a few local Christains over the edge!

Surely Moon you can see why WJ despairs over posters on this site. This particular thread is for love and discussion not animosity. Yet you choose to be selfish and thoughtless - you probably hate bananas. Lift your game Moon - let OD se that there is still love in the world- let flo g see that we care about his loss.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz same old! same old! Now I know what put Rip van Winkle to sleep!

Shite happens. My care factor is zero. However many stolen items turn up at the Gat.

I'd give her one.

Does "shazza" keep up her medicals? Are all tests as they should be? I mean assurances are one thing but what about the science?

You purport to be an honest businessman Biff, but your story is a little thin. I have no recollection of being dead!

They were Biffen's girls. You pay for an hour and they're are trying to get rid of you after 5 minutes.

Come on Frog don't act the innocent. All this talk about "snakes" ( clear phallic reference) and as for lemurs, Freudian transference if ever I've seen it. There must be many a bawdy house between your residences that are "hundreds of kilometres apart". I'll bet you've hammered the CC.

My contract was terminated prematurely.

Now that is the wisdom of a man who has visited a brothel or two (research purposes only of course) and failed to intercept the statement!!

Jeez! There are some memories there!! Best you take this down before OD is next online. There are matters I'm sure he'd rather forget.

Ha Ha that's good. I'm not into horticulture (spelt that way).

In the interests of fair play I to repeat the following information about my credit card - as posted on the training thread. I cast no nastursians. " Biffen returned my card. He "rescued" it from one the "methheads". However substantial charges for personal services at "The Gatwick Private Hotel" have been listed.Form your own conclusions!!"

I would just like to set the record straight on my lunch with Biffen as mentioned on the training thread. We did not go to The Gat as Biffen insisted he knew a classy place. It was hidden away in a dark alleyway. The clientele were a combination of ne er- do- wells, streetwalkers taking a break, and meth heads. Biffen chose the wine which was poured from 2 litre plastic containers. He said the better wines only came in 2 litres while the lesser quality stuff was in drums. I became suspicious of the food when I noticed strange green spots on the dinner rolls. Biff assured me this was OK. I cannot remember what I ate. I suspect my memory has been suppressed as a sanity defence mechanism. I paid, and now both my credit card and Biffen are missing.

Usually find your pics shite frog, but I never tire of seeing that photo. It gladdens the ageing heart to see a group of fresh faced and happy young people indulging in a bit of innocent joy. Especially since they are wearing Demon jumpers.

Jazza is our resident expert on teats - I will accept his view as definitive. (But I dont think it's a jersey)

Excuse me for being a pedant H-, but don't you mean "I've seen those before"?

I am not a vagrant!!

No but I reckon I could write the transcript. Iwas also making a phone complaint the other day (and I know I'll sound an arse) but I can't remember to whom. However, I was speaking with a young lady in Melbourne who I could understand perfectly. She couldn't help me but she was so pleasant I didn't take the matter any further.

A pvr? A pvr? Where do you think Romsey is ? When do you think Romsey is? Just let me test you DC - please explain what a pvr is in order that I can be sure of your credibility. Understand. I have had similar issues with telstra. The problem is usually made worse because you are speaking to someone a zillion k's away who does not give a flyer.

It was a serious question. I don't have Foxtel IQ - I simply pay a monthly fee for a plan that gives access to certain stations. In my world a harddrive is part of my computer and Foxtel is pay tv - The twains don't meet.

How could Foxtel touch your hard drive?

Yeah he should follow Biffen's example and post smut. A much better use of technology.