Bitter but optimistic

As above.

What a magnificent example of sanctimonious moral outrage and group think this thread is. Some clown dongs a guy in a footy melee - wow that's rare. Leigh Mathews calls for red cards! FMD if they had them in his day, Mathews would have lasted about 1 quarter per game. It was a nasty act to be sure but we've all seen as bad or worse in AFL matches over the years - and Mathews contributed to more than one of them. What shits me about this, is the readiness of so many to jump on the bandwagon of sanctimony. Have a look around folks! There is bad [censored] happening all the time. You might be off spending the outrage on our shitty popularist politicians and convincing them to act in the public interest rather than mere vote catching. Let the appropriate tribunal deal with this dh.

Well ... torp, dress code didn't seem to be an issue. As to the ambience ..... hmmm let me say, I felt just as comfortable as if I was at home at The Manor.

Clearly he studied "The Method" theory of acting at some time. You gotta "live the part".

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle I was cracking the whip !!!!!

Bitter in Bangers A very seedy bitter I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy " I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction

This will be the third memorable win missed by poor old Bitter Dogs - Kotakinabalu West coke - Singapore Now Swans Bitter in Bangkok!!

Things are quiet on this thread ATM I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning to a healthily bloated profile Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear). I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction I am confident of a happy resolution

Bah! As usual you have dashed my hopes dc! When I read your post I instructed the squeeze to find the replay immediately She failed to do so and duly received a jolly good thrashing Then I discovered the feature was unavailable overseas. Please ensure you provide full details next time!

I'm in [censored] Singapore and missed our two best wins in years!!! FM double dead!!!!!!!

Malbec! Bah! Leave it to those gaucho sheilas l realise you have close connections to the 'old country' Earl but jingoism must come first it is the sacred responsibility of Aussie blokes to slurp Shiraz at all times - except in times of urgent need when any slurp will suffice

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems. thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything? At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

Shove them outside with bags full of chips and several cans of fizzy - they'll be fine and you can enjoy the footy in peace.

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence. I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Big game - I'll be there in spirit but as I'm heading off to the colonies in Asia I'll be on a flight for the entire game. I will however, fire up the ipad as soon as I land in KL hoping to read of another famous victory.

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red. I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

I'd want him to play a few games at Casey and earn his spot.

FMD. He wouldn't want to waste his money buying a lotto ticket.

FMD !!!!

Given the history, wasn't it a wonderful thing to see Jack Watts ice the cake today? Bye bye Bucks !!

Ha ha good for you Jane!! Show no mercy!!

Happy household tonight Jane?

Jones Kept us in it then helped to win it. Can never understand some of the flak he cops here. Petracca Provided some brilliance Watts - Some gut running and was there at crucial moments Garlett - Created opportunities Hibbert - Best pick we've had for years Hunt - His pace is a real weapon

DID WE WIN? WE [censored] IT IN!!

Time to produce the coathanger Ethan. That should dispel any doubts.