Bitter but optimistic

Depends where you buy them OD. Any banana purchased at an Asian market is better (sadly) than anything you will buy in oz.

Simple overarching autobiographical statement really.

Enjoyed a luxury cruise on Lake Titicaca not that many years ago. I recall purchasing some trinkets from poor people who lived on floating haystacks. I don't think they could afford quinoa.

You're very lucid today Biffen. What happened to your usual Sunday drug overload?

Funny you should say that. One Saturday evening while rehydrating in the dressing rooms there was a gigantic Melbourne thunderstorm. After about half an hour you could have floated "Proud Mary" on Sparks Reserve. The water was halfway up the goalposts. Sparks was an integral feature of the stormwater drainage system for that area.

I played a lot of cricket at Sparks Reserve.

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Bwahahahah!!

wrenching!!! Bwahahahah!!

Since you're online Biff - a question. Do you think if we exclude Moonie from any future football lunches/meetings, we'll have an improved chance of getting some sheilas to join us?

I thought that you may have nominated Ray.

Squeeze has called - I'm outta here!

Do you aim to get written into the wills dc or is it purely sensual pleasure you crave? Just asking!

Anyway Fl og glad you're online.

Well done Fl og! You passed that literacy test I set you! But don't get overconfident - It's 6 year old work next week.

There is a free insight into how great minds work Red and B

The Sullivans! That's his porn fix!

I'm guessing you meant sickos Flo g!

Nah!! It would be more like "breach of promise lawsuits" - that sort of stuff. Actually I'd love to hear the bull sh ite he expounds in order to part those arthritic old knees!

I want all you blokes (I think Moonie is a bloke) to be nice to Mable. She is the only sheila who might be brave enough to accompany me Biffen and Moonie to the footy. ( Unless Fl og wants to join us) I invited Jane02 the other night but she told me to [censored] of - claimed to be married. As if that matters!

dc appears to have no (moral) boundaries Earl Hood!

Don't be a smart arse (for once) dc. I rang the effers up and abused them for their tardiness, whereupon they offered me a future free meal. I told them stick to that up their arse and that I would never do business with then again. I also promised them bad publicity - hence the face book issue. I am a vindictive person. Rudhars Indian Restaurant in Romsey = a croc of sh ite.

Anyway, once again, I need technological help. I want to slag the new Indian restaurant in Romsey - "Rudhar's". The fools couldn't find the manor so my dinner was over an hour late. Could some of you facebookers please slap them for me?

Nah! The trainee coppers go there.

FMD. I got thrown out of the Burvale by Leo Young who was head bouncer at the time. Had him covered for weight but he was too quick. A couple on the chin before I could blink and I decided to call it a night.