Bitter but optimistic

Jeez you blokes know buggar all!! Adam and his missus named Evie started it all. They lived in Eden (which is now an over rated town in NSW). Anyway a scientific analysis of the literature carried out by an Irishman named Usher calculated the first bang as it were ( not to be confused with the Big Bang) to have taken place about 4000 years BC . (And likely even before OD) Our lately silent mod aka the good doctor would be able to confirm this.

picket you are an imbecile! Biffen you are a pig! I can't post at the moment as I've been watching footage of Our Majesty's 90th. I'm teared up and excited. I'm just hoping for another royal wedding or royal birth. It's a re run of "Beaches" for me tonight.

Good Lord Mable!!!!! That Canabodia must be backwater indeed. Those movies had a great influence on me and Jabba the Hutt was my role model. In latter years though he was supeceded by Pizza the hut

A soulless self you are Biffen.

I hate to raise it on this forum Biffen but as I have actually had the life changing experience of seeing you slip objects into your pants, ... well let me just say .. I wish I hadn't.

The older and less technologically adept I become, the more that word "obsolescence" scares the [censored] out of me.

Is that Mrs. pickets view of her yet to experience an orgasm life??

I had my first tranny in the 60's. Black and shiny. Geez I gave it a solid workout but it just kept on going and going. I think it came from Singapore.

As long as they do the job dc they can call themselves what they want.

Good god Mable, do you Cambodians have spies everywhere?

I am not outdated at all Biffen - I have a female masseur.

Arrrh picket you drug headed imbecile!! Happily I am able to walk again - with assistance and the skin grafts appear to be taking. I have a private detective tracking you down picket ( I suggested they concentrate on slum areas) and then the I shall send the lads around to stomp the [censored] out of you.

Earl Hood I assume you were suitably disguised during this licentious rampage. While we of the genteel class may freely make use of the females from the lower classes it is best to be discreet about it. They may start to consider that they have some rights otherwise. Just look at Saudi Arabia FFS - the sheilas want to drive cars!! Where will it end?

Bastards all of you!!

Well good evening all! Must say I should be feeling fine. I am in a comfortable warm bed. Big telly on the wall and some delightful young ladies applying oils etc to my person. OF COURSE I'M NOT WELL.!! Yes picket, your remedy certainly cured the fungal infection! In fact the fungi rats deserted the bitter ship at the first sniff of your panacea. Unfortunately SKIN ( my skin) followed immediately. I am currently enjoying the amenity of a major burns unit. When I can walk again, I shall [censored] you picket.

I think it is time for moderation Biffen. Doctor Hopping Dick is, I believe, an authority on "holding" - I will defer to his decision.

"holding the manhood" has a lot to commend it.

Huh???

I wonder how they interpret "holding the man" ?

I'll there were quite a few free kicks paid for pushes in the bun.

Grapes are useless in any other form Mable.

All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up. And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ... FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

I realize you don't mention it picket but I am convinced you are a serious drug abuser!! Now go and get some lessons from my good mate 'luded on how to write serious, clear and precise prose.

I'm tearing up now just being reminded about those films. You are a cruel and heartless drug [censored] [censored] Biffen!

He's a bloody lawyer Ernie! Have you fully lost your grip on the real world? I didn't think you were that dead.