Bitter but optimistic

I expect he will wear a colorful burqha .

Pleasantly so if you keep out of it Moon! Anyway I'm doing my charitable work and going to the footy with Ellen Biffen. I'm going to to leave if the tasteless bastard wears Target again!!

Good grief!!!

I wouldn't worry overmuch dc. It's just another "phase". You will recall he went all sanctimonious about drugs and alcohol recently - lasted about 2weeks. This will be the same - he'll get sick of waxing his chest. The thoughtless foul mouth drug head alcoholic that we know and love will soon be back to his pimping ways.

Thanks for the "heads up" dc!! I just watched the show!! FMD - I reckon Nora was Biffen eerr. Ellen .... FMD - even I'm confused!!

Surely you can still [censored] the servants Earl?

I don't listen to girl boys!!

Closed eyes..?

Will you actually be following the footy this weekend dc or shagging bluerinsers? Or .. multitasking?

Nah, it was an honest mistake dc.

All the ladies know their Uncle Bitter - that's all you need to know Moonie.

They never shout for the hoi polloi Moon. All you'll get is the Royal wave and they are off buying the hookers!

Wonder if Earl Hood does that female undies, drugs and prostitutes stuff? I'm guessing yes. Opinions would be welcome.

Looks like Stuie's wimped off. Weak [censored].

What are you doing on this thread Stu? You stalking me again? I'm over this Stu! I'm going to report you!

Not random Moon. Just the occasional spanking that Stuie looks forward to.

Ha ha ! You've gotta thank that Pommy politician for brightening up the week. Put on some sheila's undies, snort drugs and hang out with a couple of pros. Sounds better than watching Melbourne get flo gged!! It just shows the importance of context doesn't it? Biffen does that stuff all the time - never makes the papers.

Your poor old Uncle Bitter has just come in from completing some shovel work at the Manor. It's about 6c here atm. Let's just say if I was a brass monkey , I'd be looking for a soldering iron. I'll bet KC is glad he's not at Casey today.

What a load of [censored]! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz zzz z zz

In fact think of the impact on Aussie History if Alpacas had turned up here "Down came an Alpaca to drink at the billabong up jumped ......."

I'll bet the effer couldn't do it with an Alpaca under each arm.

Back at the Manor. It seems poor old Bitters remains unforgiven for his Yarra Valley excesses. The squeeze decided to cook curried chicken sausages. Seemed a bit strange but a message was being delivered. Your correspondent had to sit in the Manor's Michelin level kitchen and watch this being prepared. The symbolism was quite unsubtle. The sausages were boiled. The sausages were skinned with surgical precision. The sausages were chopped .... It's odd you know. The squeeze is more pizzed about the Yarra Valley fiasco than when I left her friends in Canberra after the Manuka Oval disaster. Maybe the fact that I passed out during the luxury accom part of the deal had something to do with it. As I said - I don't understand sheilas.

Stuie would want to use those sneaky little Vicunas .

Don't be vulgar dc.

Uncle Bitter reporting in ferals. The squeeze and myself had a gift voucher for a Yarra Valley Winery tour. Used it yesterday - 4 wineries, Lunch and accomm. I can only remember the name of one of the wineries - St. Huberts - so that may indicate how the day degenerated. There was another couple on this tour. Never seen anything like it!! They were actually spitting wine out !!! cAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? Anyway good old Bitters laboured on and sloshed down anything put in front of him. I had a great day but still a tad worse for wear. The squeeze is rather silent on the matter. Can't understand sheilas sometimes.