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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Yeah it was in little tufts - like doll's hair.
  2. If you have some prejudice against bananas R and B ether 'fess up and leave this thread or hold your piece.
  3. FMD!! Go and suck a banana!
  4. Clearly rhetorical.
  5. Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?
  6. Do I recall correctly that it was Harry who had one of the original hair transplants?
  7. Is that the ...err .. object .... you keep in your bedroom Moon?
  8. Surely you don't want a decoy to dominate dc?
  9. I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!
  10. Six from Weid should be a good start od !!
  11. Hahahha bb! Therein is the wonderful irony. It was a good time but Vego/Greeny was too plastered to remember it! PS. His Sunday morning face was the same colour as his politics!
  12. Well I survived the road trip with Moonie - just! I have to say that these Greenies certainly show their true (un green) colours when out and about. It only took 6 or maybe 8 pots of beer before Moonie starting harassing a group of innocents who were unfortunate enough to be seated in front of us. However, in all generosity I dismissed that anti social behaviour as a reaction to the shitty football result. The best was yet to come. I foolishly took Moonie to a halfway decent restaurant in Kingston. While perusing the menu, Moonie was quaffing reds at a furious rate ...and ... after some time, gave the waitress quite detailed sotto voce instructions. Well the meal that subsequently arrived would have challenged a starving T-Rex. It was a mountainous platter loaded with the remains of just about every unfortunate critter I could imagine. "Vego" Moonie ripped into it while simultaneously pouring down sufficient red to douse a bushfire. Just when I didn't imagine it could get any worse, Moonie decided to join a nearby group who were celebrating a birthday. "Join" is inaccurate - he decided to be MC. He led several renderings of "happy birthday" and gave, some rather "familiar" hugs ( read feel ups) to all present females. I managed to drag him out before the police were called only to have him abuse and vilify an unfortunate taxi driver. It cost me a substantial tip to soothe that matter. I dumped the drunken sot at the hotel and went to visit some respectable associates at Fyshwick. FMD!
  13. Clown Head in a Demons jumper!! FM double dead!! And FM triple dead! I'd sever something very personal if that happened. I'm going to have very bad dreams tonight!
  14. Moonie will need more than bon voyage dc! I have organised some special (well not to me) Saturday night entertainments. PS. A message to picketfence . If you arrive at The Manor on Saturday morning you will not be admitted.
  15. FMD! What have you blokes got against a bit of fine (and expensive) Aryan engineering?
  16. Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win. I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury.
  17. Good. That would be a new experience for me dc. Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd. I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.
  18. Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc. However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition
  19. Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications. Where might it be purchased?
  20. Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?
  21. Quite agree dc but I think we need some definitive information from our resident Fitzroy royal man bun capitalist pirate. And I don't mean you Moonie!!
  22. Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.