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Well I survived the road trip with Moonie - just! I have to say that these Greenies certainly show their true (un green) colours when out and about. It only took 6 or maybe 8 pots of beer before Moonie starting harassing a group of innocents who were unfortunate enough to be seated in front of us. However, in all generosity I dismissed that anti social behaviour as a reaction to the shitty football result. The best was yet to come. I foolishly took Moonie to a halfway decent restaurant in Kingston. While perusing the menu, Moonie was quaffing reds at a furious rate ...and ... after some time, gave the waitress quite detailed sotto voce instructions. Well the meal that subsequently arrived would have challenged a starving T-Rex. It was a mountainous platter loaded with the remains of just about every unfortunate critter I could imagine. "Vego" Moonie ripped into it while simultaneously pouring down sufficient red to douse a bushfire. Just when I didn't imagine it could get any worse, Moonie decided to join a nearby group who were celebrating a birthday. "Join" is inaccurate - he decided to be MC. He led several renderings of "happy birthday" and gave, some rather "familiar" hugs ( read feel ups) to all present females. I managed to drag him out before the police were called only to have him abuse and vilify an unfortunate taxi driver. It cost me a substantial tip to soothe that matter. I dumped the drunken sot at the hotel and went to visit some respectable associates at Fyshwick. FMD!
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - BEN BROWN
Clown Head in a Demons jumper!! FM double dead!! And FM triple dead! I'd sever something very personal if that happened. I'm going to have very bad dreams tonight!
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Bitter in Bangers A very seedy bitter I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy " I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction
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Things are quiet on this thread ATM I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning to a healthily bloated profile Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear). I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction I am confident of a happy resolution
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Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems. thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything? At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings