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Bitter but optimistic

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  1. Six from Weid should be a good start od !!
  2. Hahahha bb! Therein is the wonderful irony. It was a good time but Vego/Greeny was too plastered to remember it! PS. His Sunday morning face was the same colour as his politics!
  3. Well I survived the road trip with Moonie - just! I have to say that these Greenies certainly show their true (un green) colours when out and about. It only took 6 or maybe 8 pots of beer before Moonie starting harassing a group of innocents who were unfortunate enough to be seated in front of us. However, in all generosity I dismissed that anti social behaviour as a reaction to the shitty football result. The best was yet to come. I foolishly took Moonie to a halfway decent restaurant in Kingston. While perusing the menu, Moonie was quaffing reds at a furious rate ...and ... after some time, gave the waitress quite detailed sotto voce instructions. Well the meal that subsequently arrived would have challenged a starving T-Rex. It was a mountainous platter loaded with the remains of just about every unfortunate critter I could imagine. "Vego" Moonie ripped into it while simultaneously pouring down sufficient red to douse a bushfire. Just when I didn't imagine it could get any worse, Moonie decided to join a nearby group who were celebrating a birthday. "Join" is inaccurate - he decided to be MC. He led several renderings of "happy birthday" and gave, some rather "familiar" hugs ( read feel ups) to all present females. I managed to drag him out before the police were called only to have him abuse and vilify an unfortunate taxi driver. It cost me a substantial tip to soothe that matter. I dumped the drunken sot at the hotel and went to visit some respectable associates at Fyshwick. FMD!
  4. Clown Head in a Demons jumper!! FM double dead!! And FM triple dead! I'd sever something very personal if that happened. I'm going to have very bad dreams tonight!
  5. Moonie will need more than bon voyage dc! I have organised some special (well not to me) Saturday night entertainments. PS. A message to picketfence . If you arrive at The Manor on Saturday morning you will not be admitted.
  6. FMD! What have you blokes got against a bit of fine (and expensive) Aryan engineering?
  7. Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win. I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury.
  8. Good. That would be a new experience for me dc. Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd. I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.
  9. Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc. However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition
  10. Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications. Where might it be purchased?
  11. Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?
  12. Quite agree dc but I think we need some definitive information from our resident Fitzroy royal man bun capitalist pirate. And I don't mean you Moonie!!
  13. Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.
  14. Earl, were you of those people swanning about in the Edinburg Gardens yesterday wearing flowing red robes? If so did you take out the ruler and size up some derrieres ?
  15. You are either very brave or insane to take that line Earl. I, being of totally cowardly disposition, shall offer no comment.
  16. I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc? Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.
  17. Yes back to the warm embrace of your Fitzroy enclave Earl. There is a limit to venturing into dangerous teritory
  18. I believe he is dead Earl.
  19. Well ... torp, dress code didn't seem to be an issue. As to the ambience ..... hmmm let me say, I felt just as comfortable as if I was at home at The Manor.
  20. It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle I was cracking the whip !!!!!
  21. Bitter in Bangers A very seedy bitter I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy " I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction
  22. Things are quiet on this thread ATM I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning to a healthily bloated profile Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear). I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction I am confident of a happy resolution
  23. Malbec! Bah! Leave it to those gaucho sheilas l realise you have close connections to the 'old country' Earl but jingoism must come first it is the sacred responsibility of Aussie blokes to slurp Shiraz at all times - except in times of urgent need when any slurp will suffice
  24. Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems. thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything? At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings