Bitter but optimistic

With Weideman as leading goalkicker od ?

Inanity at its best!

Says more about the taste ( or lack thereof of the audience) I suspect od.

Says more about the taste (or lack thereof) of the audience od.

I shall happily give you a jolly good thrashing for free frogger!

Very good Ethan, however, that advice would have been even better spent on the buffoon (whose name I have thankfully repressed) who played that most unfunny and cringeworthy character, "Straughanie".

I'll give you blokes a free tip. Don't give up your day jobs to get a gig at The Comedy Festival.

The above feeble attempts at humour, directed at my good self, have been duly noted.

Of course it is! After all, my good sagacious, intelligent, incisive and modest self posts here.

A very tactless post dc. Imagine how poor old Ernie feels about such matters. Show some consideration in future.

Well skinny, I'm assuming it's modern speak for some sort of seasonal good wishes

Would that be your carnal instincts picket?

Well here's a mystery to be solved. After a considerable hiatus, our most crass correspondent has returned. Where have you been Biffen? Moonie suggested on another thread that, due to various addictions, you had undergone a long period of rehab. Certainly plausible. Whereas my contacts among your sordid social milieu claim that issues with law enforcement authorities have forced something of a hermit lifestyle upon you. Again plausible. Perhaps you should take this opportunity and attempt to restore your reputation to the level of merely odious.

In my typically festive mood Happy Christmas to all my fellow [censored]

Well our history suggests you have reasonable grounds for that sentiment od !

Indeed dc! Seating will become tricky - not to mention guaranteed GF tickets.

Valid point Ethan but I consider being encouraged to marry one's sister an unfair advantage.

Here's something to aspire to. According to today's "Sunday Sin" the toiges membership has reached 70000 before Christmas. The article also indicates that there membership was around 35000 in 2010 and has risen progressively each year. We can only dream

[censored] me Ethan. The prisons must be full of tradies!

Well fellow illuminati, I'm sure you will all agree there is nothing like some intellectual stimulation while slurping down the Saturday morning chocolate filled maple syrup bathed and bacon wrapped croissants. May I refer you to today's Age and an article titled - "Men- only day spas the new gentleman's club". The article focusses on a New York clinic that specialises in various medical and beauty treatments for blokes - no sheilas allowed. "Non invasive penile enlargement" is available for a mere $6000 but there is a catch - it only lasts 2 years. In what I thought was an interesting juxtaposition, "anal tightening procedures" are also on the menu. There is a "laser treatment" option for this.

You should have a double whisky Moonie - that is one [censored] joke!

Run that past me again please Luci. Are you saying people go to a stadium to watch a computer game?

I have a rather alluring photo of myself at a nudist beach but I imagine posting it would overwhelm the like button.

Let's not jump to conclusions here! Sexual assault can mean many things. We have no idea what , if anything, happened.

Agreed dc, however, if there is any substance to it, it is a major major [censored] up and a PR disaster.