Bitter but optimistic

I reckon you will be AF. The key difference is about 200mm!

Schoolboy humour dc _ that's all ive got. Well ... plus some whips .. and some decent rattans I suppose ... and of course specialist apparatus .... and well .... arrh sometimes I'm such a shallow person. Time to open another red!

That could be useful.

Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit. Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!!

Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm. Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle. I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism. In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

A very vulgar post dc. One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance. BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations.

Send the bill to my estate Red. After today's "effort", I think I shall open an artery - or two. FMD!! And then do it again.

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red. Typical bloody lawyer!!

I reckon the decision is made dc. Bye bye Bucks.

Yes but subtitles in Westralian might be an issue. FMD!!

Make sure you get "talkies"

What's going on Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph. Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.

Yeah it was in little tufts - like doll's hair.

If you have some prejudice against bananas R and B ether 'fess up and leave this thread or hold your piece.

FMD!! Go and suck a banana!

Clearly rhetorical.

Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?

.... and again!

Do I recall correctly that it was Harry who had one of the original hair transplants?

Is that the ...err .. object .... you keep in your bedroom Moon?

Surely you don't want a decoy to dominate dc?

I thought Weid played the role of decoy forward quite well od!!

He can snipe a goal - from distance.

Six from Weid should be a good start od !!