Bitter but optimistic

Well, in that case, I'd better scat.

Can't help but admire the poo jogger. His total disregard for social proprieties is quite anarchic. I wonder whether his dinner invitations will increase or decrease as a result of his new found fame? BTW Ethan your faeces throwing at Freo supporters rather ... err shall be say pales by comparison to this avant-garde effort.

Thank you for that enlightening lesson Ethan

Excellent one liner Ethan but why did you choose to be gender specific?

You're not another bloody lawyer are you?

There's always room for one more in the swamp dpos.

I reckon Middle sex might be worse ( or better?) dc.

A fashion oversight for sure

Bah! The gown was a disappointment - no cleavage and too loose to show arse contours. Back to the footy for me.

I'm getting very excited!!!

I'm trying to read Demonland and watch The Wedding simultaneously - but I'm torn. The Lads are watching too and have promised to alert me when the bride arrives.

Bah! Vulgar doggerel which, unsurprisingly receives likes from a bloke who displays his underwear and a known pervert from Westralia.

You're a [censored] sicko Deemented.

Well good evening folks. Your good old Uncle Bitter has been very busy of late and thus neglected my faithful readership. Questions without notice for picket fence. Did you attend the recent man cave exhibition? If so, was it a life changing experience for you? To curious matters. Did anyone notice that today's Herald Sin was offering Megan face masks? I thought it a splendid idea and have obtained a number of the said items. I intend having the maid wear them during her ..... err ... extra curricula activities at The Manor. Oh and a PS to Ernie. For a person in a state of deceasedness you are becoming painfully sanctimonious. You're dead Ernie - live it up!

Been busy of late so I've just caught up with this thread. I must say, I believe that it is the only time in my life that thoughts of Justin Bieber have come to my mind.

Give yourself a jolly good f logging picket!

Well I handed out a rather artistic flogging and received a rousing round of applause from the members.

FMD twice over. It's happening again.

Well clearly skinny, she needs a jolly good thrashing.

Rising again can be a problematic issue dc

Well I must say it's delightful to hear from the canuck correspondent. Both you and dc made quite reasonable suppositions about the said property, however, the truth of the matter is that Biffen was rejected as a potential occupant on the basis of his poor character and record of appalling behaviour in that area. And yes Mabel ...... I did survive Asia .... just .... but have barely survived recent encounters with Biffen. My financial health is particularly damaged.

Now on another matter. Even during my relatively short viewing of tv, I have been assailed by a flood of adds for a program called "married at first sight". Unless I have been overcome by shiraz and passed out, I don't believe I have ever watched a so called "reality" show. Do any of you fellow interlectuals watch this stuff? Could someone tell me who does? Am I making a harsh judgement based on little evidence in saying this stuff is rubbish? I just get the impression that it must be some sort of black hole that sucks out whatever brain cells remain. This whole concept of "reality" tv befuddles me. Perhaps I am totally out of touch with the world - a strong possibility I'll admit. Please enlighten me.

I'm pleased to hear the local pinot is a success this year. Sadly OD, I lack your contacts and am unable to guzzle it freely.

Bloody hell OD!! You must be hammering that single malt if you are resurrecting posts from 7 years back!

You are clearly a man of refined taste Col - a cut above the riff and raff with whom I appear to be increasingly surrounded. However, if I may be so bold as to one make one correction to your above epistle. Surely you meant to say " those who cast nasturtiums on you"?