Bitter but optimistic

Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

Quite agree dc but I think we need some definitive information from our resident Fitzroy royal man bun capitalist pirate. And I don't mean you Moonie!!

Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.

Earl, were you of those people swanning about in the Edinburg Gardens yesterday wearing flowing red robes? If so did you take out the ruler and size up some derrieres ?

You are either very brave or insane to take that line Earl. I, being of totally cowardly disposition, shall offer no comment.

I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc? Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

Yes back to the warm embrace of your Fitzroy enclave Earl. There is a limit to venturing into dangerous teritory

I believe he is dead Earl.

Well ... torp, dress code didn't seem to be an issue. As to the ambience ..... hmmm let me say, I felt just as comfortable as if I was at home at The Manor.

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle I was cracking the whip !!!!!

Bitter in Bangers A very seedy bitter I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy " I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction

Things are quiet on this thread ATM I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning to a healthily bloated profile Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear). I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction I am confident of a happy resolution

Malbec! Bah! Leave it to those gaucho sheilas l realise you have close connections to the 'old country' Earl but jingoism must come first it is the sacred responsibility of Aussie blokes to slurp Shiraz at all times - except in times of urgent need when any slurp will suffice

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems. thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything? At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence. I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red. I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

Have you had experience in this matter Red or is this hearsay? I ask, because I tried a similar cure for another ..... err ..personal affliction and it failed miserably. And ..what's more ...it made people think I had personal hygiene issues.

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

You are a hard marker dc. I suspect you are closet chief flo gger for the Borewood BDSM club.

Now now dc ! Surely you know your good old uncle has a natural propensity towards modesty.

Fear not Earl! Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

Very unfunny bb.

Or .. " Attack of the neckless zombies"