Bitter but optimistic

Here's a genuine tip. Never follow Biffen's punting advice.

Unfortunately Jack, I hate Richmond more than the "unmentionable"!

Good heavens!!!!!

Jizza and I regularly pm'd. He was quite open about his battles with depression and how Dland provided a welcome and helpful escape. Very sad situation and I suppose, a warning to all of the insidious nature of the black dog.

Two years FMD! Had some good laughs with Jizza.

Mmmmm. I've only gone so far as opening cans of them skinny.

His reputation went south after he attempted to do Superman in with kryptonite.

I'm sure you'll wake any moment.

I can't condemn the fellow dc. It's a pheromonal environment. Sweat, spandex - anything can happen - even misunderstandings. I mean .. I've been there ... enough said.

Possibly dc. Maybe he just had an emotional moment.

I think you mean "blue rinsers" Moonie. Dc does the rising.

Ok fair enough I suppose dc. It's just that I've been banned from gyms for "misunderstandings". It's a touchy matter with me.

What's odd about that?

The establishments that Biffen frequents don't have dunny lids bb.

Be careful in what you wish for Jack. While I am certainly of genteel ilk and OD is probably acceptable (despite seeming to prefer Pinot to Shiraz) Biffen is another matter. Biffen would consider munching a Big Mac while sitting on the dunny as "classy" eating.

My tastes can be described as .... well .... "eclectic" skinny.

Demonland is, without doubt, the best place in Australia for sauces.

To be fair Luci, I don't think their "package" should have anything to do with the deal.

Well I've known a few rug biters over the years.

BERBER! BERBER! My god you're an oafish fellow Biffen!!! "Come on dear let's go and have a berber" [censored] me, that would win a lot of hearts. NOT!

Is that what you call a shag pile Biff?

Well you've been a dieter for years - I figured it must be working.

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

Thanks for your "support" dc. However, I must set the record straight. I am longer in that esteemed profession - I am a gentleman of retirement. Actually it was a misunderstanding surrounding the corporal punishment matter that lead to it. I thought that young female teacher deserved a jolly good spanking.... err ....... anyway best leave that story. Unfortunately, despite his exertions, "Special" wont be admitted. Security have specific instructions to keep persons of poverty away from The Manor.

I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week. Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me AND The tinea has returned FMD it's a cruel world. And ...what's more ................ I discovered today that some D'landers actually have the temerity to have me on ignore.