Bitter but optimistic

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence. I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red. I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

Have you had experience in this matter Red or is this hearsay? I ask, because I tried a similar cure for another ..... err ..personal affliction and it failed miserably. And ..what's more ...it made people think I had personal hygiene issues.

Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

You are a hard marker dc. I suspect you are closet chief flo gger for the Borewood BDSM club.

Now now dc ! Surely you know your good old uncle has a natural propensity towards modesty.

Fear not Earl! Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

Very unfunny bb.

Or .. " Attack of the neckless zombies"

I wouldn't [censored] someone that wore such a shitty moustache. Unless it was a sheila of course.

I haven't had any of your gems of wisdom for a while Ernie. Thought you must be dead. ............................ Oh ..... hang on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good heavens Earl! Whatever are you thinking? The answer to your dilemma is obvious. It is time to demonstrate just who wears the pants. Give your missus a jolly good thrashing and take the hirstute Conchita to Sydney. PS. You wont even have to go the football.

No that's me after helping Biffen move out of the Gat.

Speaking of poor people, we haven't heard from Special Robert for a while. I suppose he and squirrel spooning wasn't enough and a cold night got them.

I can't imagine picket drinking anything but cheap red Earl. After all, he is not of the genteel class. Still we must indulge the hoi polloi from time to time I suppose

Wash your mouth out with caustic soda skinny - shiraz is the king of wines.

Well picket, I've been called a "Dirty Olman" on more occasions than I can remember but, as to that particular libation, the answer is no.

OK you're in. Please post as often as you like on this thread.

Just finished the week attempting to help Biffen tidy up his affairs at the Gat. It's cost me fuel for the Merc, tolls, lunches etc. Plus the physical burden of moving his equipment. Neither a word of thanks nor any of his promised recompense. [censored] ingrate!

Good Lord!!

I could cope with that.

Arrgh! Time to open another Shiraz.

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter. 1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely. 2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans. 3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!