Bitter but optimistic

Or .. " Attack of the neckless zombies"

I wouldn't [censored] someone that wore such a shitty moustache. Unless it was a sheila of course.

I haven't had any of your gems of wisdom for a while Ernie. Thought you must be dead. ............................ Oh ..... hang on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good heavens Earl! Whatever are you thinking? The answer to your dilemma is obvious. It is time to demonstrate just who wears the pants. Give your missus a jolly good thrashing and take the hirstute Conchita to Sydney. PS. You wont even have to go the football.

No that's me after helping Biffen move out of the Gat.

Speaking of poor people, we haven't heard from Special Robert for a while. I suppose he and squirrel spooning wasn't enough and a cold night got them.

I can't imagine picket drinking anything but cheap red Earl. After all, he is not of the genteel class. Still we must indulge the hoi polloi from time to time I suppose

Wash your mouth out with caustic soda skinny - shiraz is the king of wines.

Well picket, I've been called a "Dirty Olman" on more occasions than I can remember but, as to that particular libation, the answer is no.

OK you're in. Please post as often as you like on this thread.

Just finished the week attempting to help Biffen tidy up his affairs at the Gat. It's cost me fuel for the Merc, tolls, lunches etc. Plus the physical burden of moving his equipment. Neither a word of thanks nor any of his promised recompense. [censored] ingrate!

Good Lord!!

I could cope with that.

Arrgh! Time to open another Shiraz.

Been a mixed week so far for poor old Uncle Bitter. 1.I'm helping Biffen tidy up some of his messy business interests. Interesting but his promise of financial reward seems unlikely. 2. Visited my GP today and she advised me not to make any long term plans. 3.Finally some mirth. Pendles and his missus named their sprog "Jax" . FM where does that come from? I suppose the filth supporters will consider it sophisticated. Jax!!! FMD!!

You work in an asylum laze?

Now that's hitting below the belt.

I've had lunch with Biffen. I prefer the monkey. Both for table manners ..... and most likely conversation.

It's mostly allegorical of course. One of your crass ilk wouldn't understand.

Mmmmmmmmmm ....... you've really set the bar very high with that gem Red. Such subtlety. I feel even dumber ............FMD!

900. No probs.

to our pandemonium ...........

What a herculean effort on Her Majesty's Service. Surely a knighthood beckons. "Knight of the Order of Fitzroy"

Go and give yourself a jolly good lawyerly flogging Red.

Tsk Tsk Red! A bit of pc please!