Bitter but optimistic

Strange world we live in. Uncle Bitter has little else to do ATM, so allow me to share the following with you. An article in the Weekend Orstralian highlights author, Susan Faludi's reaction to her father having a sex change at age 76. ......." my father stood in the doorway in her crimson bathrobe".

It's something of a Yossarian situation. You couldn't be insane if you wanted to burn down Etihad!

Geez, quiet night here. Big win for Casey and the womens all stars tonight . Things could be worse. Haven't heard any more about Biffen - if he doesn't post for a few days we can assume he was locked up. No loss really.

Now as you all know, Uncle Bitter isn't one to betray confidences, so I'm keeping this among mates. My very reliable sources tell that Biffen was before the courts today. ... (Again) Let's just say it was for "anti social behaviour" . Which doesn't seem unreasonable to me. Anyway ... apparently Biffen pleads his innocence. Ha Ha Ha ...FMD .. if you have ever seen Biffen , the scruffy [censored] would immediately be considered guilty. Second mistake. The smart mouth [censored] decides to defend himself!! Final mistake. "It was all a misunderstanding" . Apparently hard evidence from the coppers suggested otherwise and poor old Biffo was done. Well [censored] him I say!!

I think that says more about you than him Moonie!

Glad I'm not in that boat.

HaHa ah !!! Gold!!!

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane person hereabouts! FMD. There are some weirdos in this world.

I'll leave them for Moonie!

You made me think about mirkens so I just inspected my collection. I've been careless and the moths have got to them.

Is your "in box " operational dc?

I hope you weren't wearing pads Biffen!

Seems like it is still a fun place then.

"The Laird ... " used to be an interesting place Earl. Is it still in operation?

Well what rubbish that was yesterday. Thankfully I turned it off at 1/4 time and spent the rest of the arvo driving in circles on the ride on. Might go and see Casey in the finals though - is the fixture available yet?

I wonder how many dlanders ( particularly younger versions) will know what a "Liverpool kiss" is dc ? I don't think it's been part of the common vernacular in oz. A comment from Dr hooping dicks would be in order here as he tends to possess odd and arcane knowledge.

I'll pass.

Yes I'm sure you are Ethan, however, there seems to be little indication of improvement. BTW. If the coathanger proves inadequate, pm me and I'll have a star picket couriered down to you.

You have serious issues Ethan.

Do you carry your special wire coat hanger with you when you travel Ethan?

Ha ha ! Nice pick up bj. This [censored] happens when I use an ipad -for reasons beyond my grasp

Picket if I thought you had any discernment, notion of class, taste for quality red or fine dining, I'd invite you out to the manor to help you get over this shock. However, since are obviously bereft of such traits I shall leave you to wallow in your own nasty little trough. Bwahaha Bwahaha !!!!

Such good souls are mostly to be found in Romsey.

Ignore the infidels Ethan! I grant you permission to enter Romsey before your return to the Empire's outpost. You can see how people of quality live and ,for a precious moment, feel part of a better world. You will be a better person for the experience.

Pity you didn't drop in picket. Still I suppose being so close to wealth, class and style overawed you. PS. I shall ignore the inane chattering above.