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No Massive Goalsquare in 2019
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
No change to the goalsquare but the man on the mark has to stand a further 5 metres back and the fullback can play on without kicking to himself. Will be interesting - a sharp footed kicker in might lob one in the forward line. There will some new set plays developed over the summer -
Keep potting him Chook.
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What's a "tele prompter" ? Is it some sort of technological teaser pony ?
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Bah!! Shylock.
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2018 Player Reviews: # 21 Cameron Pedersen
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
"PEDO" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a gun!!!! Loved him!!!!!!!!!!!! -
You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct. There are some unresolved matters - - The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus. - The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids - And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween - Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations. A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.
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It's all hypothetical at this moment 'lad ! Although some of the posts I've read seem more like hypofantasy.
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Let me know if Stuie sneaks back under another name.
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I see no sense in picking on people who can defend themselves! In fact it could be dangerous!!
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2018 Player Reviews: # 23 Bernie Vince
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
Me too Jane ! You need characters like Bernie to stop footy becoming too sanitised. Plus he was a bloody good player! -
Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story. I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers. They gave three reasons for this- There are more lawyers than rats Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies. There are some things even a rat won't do.
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2018 Player Reviews: # 28 Oscar McDonald
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
I watched Oscar closely at the games I attended. He has made a vast improvement and I can't believe the negative posts he still receives. He has muscled up but more importantly, has learnt to hold his position much more strongly in a contest. He has also gained confidence/assurance and has more (and better) decision making time. His kicking out of defence is generally good. The club stuck by Oscar and have been rewarded with a top defender who will get even better.- 8 replies
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Burgo finishing up with the Dees
Bitter but optimistic replied to Mickey's topic in Melbourne Demons
It's the itching that gets you. -
Burgo finishing up with the Dees
Bitter but optimistic replied to Mickey's topic in Melbourne Demons
I'm uncomfortable with jokes about infectious diseases -
2018 AFL NAB NATIONAL DRAFT ORDER
Bitter but optimistic replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons
Given that we cant give a yelp until pick 33 and it looks like about 25% of our list is moving out we will need to do some fancy trading! However, we did pick up Max at about 33 I think. -
That's better.
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I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.
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My grand final dilemma (carn maggots!)
Bitter but optimistic replied to P-man's topic in Melbourne Demons
Bah to being gracious. Far better being nasty, resentful and petty in defeat. And Jane …. stick some knitting needles under your fingernails for feeling sympathy towards a filth supporter. -
My grand final dilemma (carn maggots!)
Bitter but optimistic replied to P-man's topic in Melbourne Demons
Is there an icy atmosphere in the @jane02 household tonight? -
I wonder if @Ethan Tremblay indulged in a scat throwing celebration?
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What a beautiful thing - the filth nutted in the last moments. Melbourne must learn from that. The weagles were jumped and trailed by 5 goals yet fought their way back - that's what premiers do.
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JKH signs on for another year
Bitter but optimistic replied to MadAsHell's topic in Melbourne Demons
I'm far from convinced but good luck to him. -
Get stuck into the booze early Jane.
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WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - BRAYDON PREUSS
Bitter but optimistic replied to What's topic in Melbourne Demons
I don't know anything about this bloke except that he's a big bastard. Can he play forward? Can he mark and kick a goal?