Bitter but optimistic

I must say I had a hearty laugh when reading this morning's Herald Sin. It seems there is a move afoot to have Warnie Knighted! FMD! Sir Shane of House Bogan! I reckon our own @Earl Hood who has been smoozing after a gong for years, would leap of the uppermost balcony of his Fitzroy Hipster Palace if it happened.

How did you find that out Moonie?

I received mine 2 days ago Earl. Obviously they are delivering on the basis of one's social status. "Romsey Manor" says it all really.

Well well ….. there's a surprise! Against all odds my membership pack arrived this arvo!!!!

Just received an email from Australia Post saying that my package from MFC is due for delivery tomorrow. That means it will likely arrive around Australia Day.

I have no interest in AFLX I have never watched a game ( or "highlights") of AFLX I know nothing about AFLX. I see no reason for any of the above to change.

I must be drunk ( well actually I am). I fully agree with your post Red.

Yeah LDC, it's all a bit confusing for the filth. Mum and dad buy a family membership but they don't really know how many sprogs they have. Then son and daughter who happen to be married ( usually to each other) buy another one. Then someone gets locked up for doing burgs to pay for the memberships. Very confusing. Do the filth have a special prisoner category membership - limited games but you still get a beanie with a face mask?

I believe, @Earl Hood holds the original sketches for these highly desirable object d'art.

Death by suffocation. It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

Well Moonie, given the unnatural amount of time you spend at that sordid little love nest you have by the coast, I may well have inspired you!

I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane. The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him). BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

Well no bloody wonder! In my experience you lawyers are very cryptic in the details of your bills but the bottom line is always crystal clear.

No Adam it is not. It is simply that my brilliant football observations are overshadowed by my even more brilliant smut.

Daisy's better looking.

Quite a few years ago, in a little bush tavern, I shared too many beers with Big Ditta. He lamented the fact that footy had lost its "pizzaz" ie it was too regimented. About 12 months ago, I was at a boozy barbarque with a bloke who had been a trainer, stats man and general dogsbody at Casey. He claimed his most pressing job was players asking him to repeat/explain coaching instructions to him. He reckoned many players were often just plain confused about their role. Petracca has all the tools and more. He is young and played ( without looking it up) 40 - 60 games. He seems to me the sort of player who is yet to be comfortable with his role and where he fits in the team. What for him is the balance between his individuality and his part of the team. Some players don't work it out but Goody has grown on me as a coach and I reckon he'll develop Petracca into a gun who oppositions will fear.

Well Steve, I suppose the most tactful way to put this, is to say that my video library is non mainstream. Her loss Ernie. However, having now had a perv, I'd happily present her with a gold award.

I'm with you picket - never heard of her.

Just read Gary Buckenara's article in yesterday's Herald - Sin. He rated Bedford at pick 33 and reckons he is a "potential steal" at pick 75. Go figure!

The moderators often misunderstand my offerings Chazz and I have been sent to rehab unfairly - I think I'll avoid that topic. However, I must admit I have no knowledge of young Hore. Is he perchance an in and under type?

Hahaha …. great minds Moonie. See my post above re … D/G ill !!!

Gil the Dill .. dill .. or whoever he is … FMD … how can you be that boring walking out to read names?

I've probably got a couple of inside mids burbling away down there.

No SWYL Burt style would be risky - I'm well into the Shiraz. Adagio would be more accurate.

I just turned the draft broadcast on ...and off. FMD that is possibly the most boring and laborious shite I've seen on television. I' m going back to angle grinding the tinea off my toes.