Bitter but optimistic

That is an historic image of The Gat Fl og. The portrait on the wall is probably one of Biffen's ancestors. (Although, as I understand it, due to some scandalous activities, the lineage is not clear.)

Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.

If WJ is making reference to DH Derryn then it shames me to think I support the same club.

Well it has its share of fairy tails.

Business is business Biff - you, of all people, should know that!

Yes well there are always a few that have particular uses for the old mac even when it is not raining. However I imagine they are more likely to be found around The Gat or, heaven forbid, The Pines.

There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.

Well I have been reading the Book of sister Doris but .. you are correct .. the fires are tormenting me and I have sought solace ( perhaps overmuch) in the demon drink to quench them. Biffen and DC have led me astray and I fear more pennance is required.

Oh honey Picture me upon your knee, With teat for two and two for teat, Just me for you and you for me, alone! Nobody near us, to see us or hear us, No friends or relations on weekend vacations

I keep ruminating on it.

That's funny Jazza (and probably true). Thank's for that.

You're an inspiration to us all DC. If only there were more people with that attitude - what a world it would be!!

Hope it gets to Romsey. I'm locked inside and working on a beer gut on top of my gut gut

I know one named Olive - she's actually an extra Virgin!

Any Irish virgins in that lot?

You enjoy a bit of cross dressing [censored]?Now there is a remarkable thing, fl og was censored!

If I called dlanders "monkeys", I'd have the Society for the Protection of Monkeys chasing me down for slander.

BTW all you banana freaks should check out the "odd spot" in today's Age.

I'll just turn on the generator. It blows out dreadful diesal fumes and creates a terrible racket but it doesn't impact on me as I have it near the neighbours place.

I stand corrected DC but, as you can see, I pay little attention to the chattering masses.

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

She one of your girls Biff? BTW should that be Pina Cloaca?

No doubt DCwill try to defend their virtue but if Biffen has knowledge of them (if you get my drift) that is enough said.

Well you could really "expand it" if you gave us some smutty detail about "Burwood wives" and the doings of the blue (and red) rinse set.

Who is number 2? I think Moon is a "number 2".