Bitter but optimistic

I shall give the maid a memorable rollicking.

Here's my tuppence worth 6 B'shaw 5 Frost 4 Salem 3 Hore 2 Preuss 1. Gawn

Can we grab a few of them for the Richmond game?

Can't blame you

I'll have a crack tomorrow. Mentally blitzkrieged at the moment.

I can’t even curse and swear Im not even interested in spanking the maid That was just embarrassing Sadly we’ve got nothing left. Maybe we can turn May and Lever into key forwards- FMD! Book a holiday for September

I’m here too Jane. The bar is the place to be atm

Thank Christ for Preuss! otherwise our forward line is non existent

watching in the bar Jesse just slotted the sealer for Freo

Beautiful day at the G ! Not much of a crowd and no free giveaways- not even a [censored] Easter egg!

Find @Moonshadow ding- he’s into that stuff

Blind drunk is more likely picket!

No worries Dub! I've already ticked this one off in the wins column. It's in the bag.

Jeez, I can hardly contain my excitement and anticipation about this arvo at the "G. Before the Port match I scored a free packet of nuts with the footy record and then , against the Druggies, I was given a free yoyo. I'm all a tremble. What will it be today?

Well that idea has a certain appeal, however, I'll stick with you Red as I'm hoping you're not of the kiss and tell variety.

Now that you're in an obliging "pro bono" mood Red, I have a few matters that need tidying up by a lawyer of high repute.

Now there's a thought Ernie. Thanks!!! If we lose tonight I might use a red herring to thrash the maid.

Have the commos finally vacated?

I was a really good schoolyard bully and fairly good as a workplace bully - Worksafe and anti discrimination laws curtailed my achievements in that area. I have to admit though, I never really got the hang of cyberbullying ( although I did [censored] Stuie off a few times) Must be a generational thing.

Well done LDC! That means you are in the ideal mindset to post on Demonland with authority and confidence!

Contention There is no place for "facts" on Demonland.

Most of my favourite objects actually leave marks Ernie.

The last person I saw with a hip flask at the footy was of a particularly disreputable type. Hip flask was something of a misnomer in this case as the demijohn was somehow concealed about his nethers. The contents were apparently quite toxic as said person became ever louder, more disgusting, vulgar and offensive than is his normal state. I am not a dobber of course but a clue to this shameful individual's identity maybe inferred from the fact that decanter was marked "Property of The GAT".

FMD. That will mean long ques at the bar.

No pressure Sam. Just kick 45 and win a few hitouts. Oh … and star in the finals.