Supermercado

It's peak upset interstate fan to think the same people who gave Melbourne opening home games against GWS, Gold Coast and Freo could care less about us.

If we're lucky it will help us lose 40-60 instead of 60-90.

Why can't they just roll-in some filler players and keep going during the state game week? It's mad that the AFL teams propping the competition up lose a week of player development for semi-professional State Of Origin.

For those who are interested the vom came with exactly 1.00 left in the half but Ben Brown kicked a goal afterwards so he is the official holder of the high watermark.

If ANB's vom came after Lever's goal that night it almost sits at the high watermark of modern MFC history. There were moments in 2023, but we've never come to looking as powerful since that first half against Brisbane. Now I feel like having a vom.

Disappointed it's not about that classic picture of him having a massive chunder that I won't post for taste reasons.

At least all the examples led to stoppages. Now show the ones where the ball flings down the other end at warp speed. PS I hope by watching this video I can help him buy some sort of TV unit to hide those cords.

I recorded this call in 2017 when I thought how tragic it would be if he came and went without having his super helium voice captured for prosperity. At the time it didn't seem likely there'd eventually be a YouTube clip of him talking flag.

People were ready to set the seats on fire when there was a suggestion of recruiting Taylor Walker last year. It didn't need to be him but it feels like any experienced, still-breathing key tall forward would help the rudderless fiasco we've got down there at the moment.

Roll on Superleague Gymnastics when they have to do that with some anti-social drunks yelling at them over the fence.

I still don't understand why McDonald couldn't get a run forward in the second half of last year (except the first Freo disaster when he kicked two goals) while Petty was absolutely dying down there. It likely wouldn't have saved the season but sending Petty down there every week when he obviously had zero confidence as a forward was madness.

There's been plenty of bigger upsets than us winning this but my jaw will dislocate in shock if it happens.

Highlights of big marks are always impressive. Later you turn into a horribly jaded cynic and realise that a Mark of the Year instantly turned over isn't worth as much as a chest mark followed by an effect disposal. Or maybe that's just me...

On the topic of disrespect and contempt, this thread is near enough to host my biggest whinge about yesterday - Docklands shutting half of level three and (if you eventually found how to get to the open bits) cramming everyone in like battery hens. I'm not going to a Melbourne/North game to sit eight deep in the middle of an aisle with people clambering all me over day. I'll reluctantly cop the tightwad MCC shutting parts of level four when we play interstate teams but this was ridiculous. Docklands had done a lot right in recent years but this put me in a bad mood well before we unconditionally surrendered on-field.

Petty may have had the worst key forward season ever per games played last year so if he's the answer it's a terrifying question.