Little Goffy

Brayshaw's awareness was second to none. Always where he needed to be in order to take relieving marks or to force opponents to kick it right where May and Lever (and Hibberd) wanted it. Mentioning Hibberd, that is another medium-height excellent defensive mark missing from our list since the glory. We can realistically hope McVee develops in that direction, but at every height 'good readers of the play who can take a defensive mark' should be high on our most urgent shopping list. Are you reading this, Kalani?

I had tonight's Blues-Saints game entirely muted even when I gave it my full attention tonight and it really is a much better experience. You see things more clearly; you notice facial expressions more, the play feels more dynamic, you piece together for yourself what the free kick was for, and if you comment about something yourself you don't have to talk over the bore wetting his pants on the microphone. Another thought I was reminded of from this game - did the media go on a sniping spree at the Saints for their flat 20k crowd against the Dockers, or is there a functional 25% adjustment when comparing to Melbourne crowds?

When this thread first appeared I was earnestly sympathetic. But now, at 30 weeks of bump and feeling heart-aching relief every time I get to feel new round of busy kicking and wriggling while my wife sleeps, I'm just beginning to get a glimpse. One different thing I am sensing when insomnia take me circles just how utterly, utterly lonely that grief would be. More than I ever thought, gestures like this matter and I'm really glad the club made the commitment.

From the parts I watched, seemed like St Kilda's marking in connections kept them in the game, but their fumbling kept them out of it. Strange seeing the Saint's disposal efficiency being okay, but then you realise that a lot of those fumbles weren't even disposals but simply failing to pick up the ball cleanly and that sort of thing. Carlton supporters will be very pleased with the whole-team moment of gut running to lock up every St Kilda opponent as the Saints tried to bring it back quickly from a kick in. I think it ended in a Saad spoil-tackle which then led to the McKay sealer. I'm happy for McKay personally. Always good to see a redemption arc go 50m and through the middle.

Amazing lack of professionalism. Meanwhile, I've uncovered what Jay Clark thought was Oliver's highlight reel.

Gawn standing ten metres behind the goals might help the Hawks' accuracy but chances are Gawn himself would still shank it left. What I am looking out for is the magic moment Gawn takes a massive intercept mark and roosts it right back over the head of the defender. Ideally the defender would be Suckily who then loses the plot from Melksham sledging him and gives away a 50 from the restart.

To be fair, nobody on earth has replicated that five minute period. Pivotal X high stakes X absolute = eternal In a dream world Jackson becomes Blicavs with an extra 10cm. The ultimate tall utility. And he does so after going flat at Freo and being traded back to Melbourne for peanuts and on a modest contract.

Madden spent a lot of time forward, though he certainly excelled when he was the primary ruck (a Norm Smith medal seems emphatic confirmation). I'd take Gawn as first ruck without hesitation but would not complain if we slotted Madden in up forward and as relief ruck.

A couple of sub-Gawn games in round 2 and 3. Standard Gawn excellence in rounds 1 and 4. But these last four weeks have been exgawndinary. Meek and Chol's lack of accountability (whether personal or a matter of assigned role) could open the door for Gawn to have another massive impact against Hawthorn this weekend. Touch wood. Invoke the blessings of the beard.

BBO was just cruising the streets for sweet old ladies with superb moustaches.

At the end of 2022 he was seven seasons into a career of extraordinary achievement and, of particular interest, extraordinary consistency and durability. If that had been the symmetrical halfway point of his career, he would have finished as the all-time leader of every known inside midfield stat. He also had never missed a game after debut.

I look at it a bit like Celiacs disease. For every loudmouth who might not even have the illness but who feels a need to preach to everyone about going gluten free and FODMAP, there's a whole collection of people who are getting on with quietly adjusting their diet and longing for proper pizza. You have to be gracious even to the attention-seekers in order to do right by the quiet sufferers. You can bet there would be dozens of AFL players, coaches and staff who are managing some form of mental health problems and 'masking' it enough that it never comes to the public attention. As for us supporters, I've known a few over the years who were very clearly displacing all kinds of issues into football. Imagine being so table-thumpingly upset about a Brent Prismall mis-kick that a suburban football club goes quiet for a moment. Which reminds me; has everyone already seen the short video made by Norwich football club about a year ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX8TgVR33KM

On the good ship 'let forwards be forwards', through all misfortunes we sing a merry song because destiny shall prove us right.

I'd say guess who but that smile gives it away. Game stats in the top left is a nice touch.

*hat tip in affirmation of sentiment*

In the whole of last season we had four games where we cracked the 100 point line. We've now had two in three weeks. Nevermind the opposition - that applies just as much to last season. I'm beginning to be hopeful that we can indeed learn to really attack in unpredictable and opportunistic ways. 12 individual goal-kickers is a nice sign. We really want this wave of young players to learn to other find a teammate or go after the goal, and never step in the chasm between them - the pointless long bomb. Particularly interesting given that we basically went into the Eagles game without a single classic full-time key forward target. Touch wood we may now even have two tall swingmen, in Petty and Turner, with all the appropriate caveats until one or both of them really put together a solid stretch of form. Also interesting to have seen Chandler rolling right back into defense at times. I think there's a rule against calling someone a swingman if they are under 180cm, but any versatility that allows us to switch and bait our forward line without sacrificing other areas of the ground is valuable. It takes zero imagination to picture a future where each of Windsor, Tholstrup and Langford can move between other roles and forward time, offering entirely different match-ups and maybe maximising their effective time on ground. A lot of ifs and buts. The seeds of a really effective whole-team attack are there.

Looks like someone nudged the bowl of miso soup again. Be calm. Watch the soft vortex. All will become still and clear once more.

I think I'm entitled to a smug burp.

Righto, I'm back on deck after dinner out with the family. Let's get this rolling.

Freo and Port both having bad wobbles means the chase to pass them on the ladder is a real one. Hell, Carlton could be in the eight by the end of today. A bit harder for us with our garbage percentage. Unless one of the current top 8 also has a few wheels come loose the gap could be too much and everyone except the current 8 and Carlton could be competing for 9th. That said... there's a realistic stumble risk from each of Adelaide, GWS, Geelong and, notwithstanding their obviously growing confidence, the Bulldogs. Plus, the Suns always go down at the end of the day. And I, for one, am still not discounting a total implosion by either or both of Hawthorn and Collingwood.

To be fair, this instance is just a straight-up case of public sector cuts based on false efficiencies. It might genuinely be ten years since anyone has had actually had the job to keep public health information up to date or useful, because it doesn't lead to any saleable unit or middle-manager-measurable KPI. I believe it is called 'running the government like I run my business' and the punters love it. Anyway, I did find the reference to Jack Fitzpatrick as a 'sporting champion' to be amusing as well as alarmingly dated.

I've just had a horrible moment of losing all faith in Australia's health information services. Circumstantial confirmation that this info hasn't been updated in at least ten years, and also that this particular item might not actually be a myth. Myth: People with type 1 diabetes can’t participate in sports or exerciseFact – Many Australian sport champions have type 1 diabetes, for example AFL player Jack Fitzpatrick who plays for the Melbourne Football Club.

The traditional Vietnamese drip coffee is sphinctal anxiety in a cup for me. Which is unfortunate given my now copious connections to Vietnam and the fact that the circumstances where choices are limited that way are also the moments where emergency WC (Bathroom, not Eagles) access is not reliable. Freo have spent the whole of tonight looking like their most immediate concern is indeed the nearest bathroom. The top 8 really is open for any team which gets some consistency in their game.

I sometimes get a kind of gastro reaction to certain smells, like badly burnt toast or that acrid black smoke that comes if low smoke-point oils go into a too-hot wok. Like clockwork, three separate urgent trips to the bathroom in the space of 20-30 minutes, and then everything fine again. Anyhoo. Just thought I'd help take people's mind off this game.