Deeman

Pity the population of that city in New Zealand a whole lot more.

I would take him in a heartbeat if we could get pick 66 into the deal as well.

Based on Preussy's classic rag dolling of T Mac in last year's AFLX, surely he is a must for inclusion.

Which of the identical King twins is better looking?

And on the other half back flank in the GF team, there's Tony Anderson. Offspring?

The man is obviously innocent ... well, either that or he stole the cap.

Peter Bell?

Belly is winging his way to town in order to get some feathers in his cap? Go figure?

John Alexander's electorate in Sydney?

Brisbane has traded picks 24, 58 and 79 for Gold Coast's picks 32, 41, 44 and 77. What’s that all about?

DON’T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE

Lousy decision making

Tom $cully would make a great fit at Arden Street. They could also get his old man in to replace the gasometer.

• Jesse Hogan not sighted anywhere.

Mortein?

The type of player who would be handy buzzing around the feet of Maxy.

1,592 asleep?

I’m hoping to the Lord above that the Dockers have amnesia over the Colin Sylvia trade.

At least LIAM Ryan has the best possible defence to this charge. West Coast Eagles forward Liam Ryan charged with drink driving It was the other bloke.

Fixed.

No, this year’s prize is 2 free shoulder recos.

Holey, moley, the skies failling in.

Surely Robbo’s the real moron.

You have no idea about how much power Gillon McLauchlan wields in the AFL. He can do anything including predict my pearls of wisdom ?