Deeman

Belly is winging his way to town in order to get some feathers in his cap? Go figure?

John Alexander's electorate in Sydney?

Brisbane has traded picks 24, 58 and 79 for Gold Coast's picks 32, 41, 44 and 77. What’s that all about?

DON’T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE

Lousy decision making

Tom $cully would make a great fit at Arden Street. They could also get his old man in to replace the gasometer.

• Jesse Hogan not sighted anywhere.

Mortein?

The type of player who would be handy buzzing around the feet of Maxy.

1,592 asleep?

I’m hoping to the Lord above that the Dockers have amnesia over the Colin Sylvia trade.

At least LIAM Ryan has the best possible defence to this charge. West Coast Eagles forward Liam Ryan charged with drink driving It was the other bloke.

Fixed.

No, this year’s prize is 2 free shoulder recos.

Holey, moley, the skies failling in.

Surely Robbo’s the real moron.

You have no idea about how much power Gillon McLauchlan wields in the AFL. He can do anything including predict my pearls of wisdom ?

They're stealing my material.

The end of an Irra at Port Adelaide.

I agree and please stop complaining about my posts.

To make matters worse, there were more stray Hare Krishna devotees there than GWS fans.

Yep, absolutely rogered. There’s even talk about extending Goodwin’s contract. That’s a sure fire way to make sure we’re heading for trouble. As the man said ... “we are f....d”.

Not happy Jan. Why bring it up now when we need to stay absolutely focused on the next month?

I think there's a definite ring of truth about all of this. The results of our games against Geelong (both times), Port Adelaide and St. Kilda were all rigged and I'm very suspicious about the Swans game as well.

Do this and I'll provide the helium.