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I think there's a definite ring of truth about all of this. The results of our games against Geelong (both times), Port Adelaide and St. Kilda were all rigged and I'm very suspicious about the Swans game as well.

Do this and I'll provide the helium.

12 Long Painful Years Finals - At Last! Count not your chickens just yet - Port Adelaide could beat Essendon by 250 points and edge us out.

I knew it was a lie as soon as they claimed they were playing golf. These days people of that age play on line games like Fortnite.

Yes but in those days the average height of the male population was about 165cm.

Hmmm, 0/47 off three overs for the Renegades in his only Twenty20 match.

No change ??????

Correct - just off Twitter Fremantle has been dealt a huge injury blow, with Nat Fyfe suffering a hamstring injury, which seems to have ended his day | sen.lu/2KmPmDE | #AFLFreoLio There must be a god after all.

If my ears don't deceive me from the streamed telecast Goodwin is actually playing in the ruck for Coburg.

Late change of venue for tomorrow night’s game between West Coast and Essendon. The game has been shifted from Optus Stadium to SBS Stadium.

If Richo gets boned tonight, will be still go down the slide into the icebath at the G?

Since I heard about Jake, I've been such a wretch, But the answer to your riddle ain't Billy Stretch

Not an issue - in the context of the MFC, "light duties" means changing the light globes in the gym. Hence, the question how many MFC footballers does it take to change a light globe? (Answer is 6) Joel Smith executed his part admirably and is still in the mix for Monday.

How about a package including Wines and Toumpas?

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The first upset has already occurred. I'm upset that Carlton are part of another televised Friday night game. It's an outrage!

I didn't watch the whole game. How did they go with video review up in Alice Springs?

Yes, but we won't have Jack Watts this time.

If you’re in Outer Space the best viewing is via the Hubble Telescope. Otherwise, you can listen in - RADIO Sunday May 13 Peter Jackson VFL 3WBC 94.1fm: CASEY DEMONS v BOX HILL HAWKS from 1pm * Tune to 94.1FM or listen via 3wbc.org.au

Weid’s roll is a sausage. He did it last year in the VFL with four goals in the first quarter against Box Hill on the way to six for the game after he was double and triple teamed. Ground conditions at Casey are not as good as they are in the AFL and I have no doubt that the Weid will have a break out goal kicking day some day soon.

With the Chinese space station due to crash onto the planet later today, let’s hope this doesn’t add to our injury list. It’s true that the odds of being hit are 3 trillion to one but after what this club’s been through over the past dozen years, we need to take precautions.

In that case, it was hijacked by Patrick Dangerfield while making his unscheduled exit from Central Reserve, Colac. The good news is that the club will have it fully operational for Round 1 and Dangerfield is not on the passenger list.

Is that the one they threw Mark Neeld under?

That point was kicked by Carlton’s G Gee. My favourite ventriloquist dummy has had a sex change and lives!!!

Let’s trade him back next year for Hoges and Track.