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daisycutter

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Everything posted by daisycutter

  1. time for a lawyer gif
  2. a long time ago....... a peasant has just grown a new yellow fruit by accident. he realises its potential. a lawyer passes by peasant: hey lawyer how much do you charge for an opinion? lawyer: i charge a $1000. You now have 7 days to pay me. peasant: what do you mean now pay you? lawyer: i just gave you an opinion peasant: but i don't have a $1000 lawyer:: ok then, i'll just take that funny shaped yellow thing instead
  3. some kinky lawyer game probably?
  4. one for bbo quoted by chris scott "we'll certainly be whacking ourselves after that one, you can be sure of that"
  5. i know footy is forbidden but jeez that little s..t jed lamb is very punchable
  6. wtf....who'd want to be the duchess of suss sex? surely they could have found another county
  7. still a bit of jones'78 left if you know where to look
  8. i could bring the kool-aid
  9. that's presuming you believe the 4 x 750k in all likelihood pulled out of the reporter's arrrrrz, or planted by gaff's manager
  10. ah yes, mine does too did the number change due to a db reorg or something......or am i just a daft old coot (rhetorical, no response needed)
  11. only three pages to go i have sent warnings to the media
  12. anyone else a bit skeptical of "Cloudflare's Always Online™ technology"? never done a cracker for me
  13. all good character building.......maketh the man (errr person)
  14. ernie, ask not what this thread can do for you, but what you can do for this thread lift yer game, matey. 1000 pages is in sight and you want to cast it to damnation?
  15. i think we'll make 44,444 this year, but 45K would be nice
  16. a sort of suck it and see trial period
  17. certainly a little bit of mongrel there, moonie. no harm with a little more. don't want to end up like the ptolemys
  18. a little bit of out-breeding can only be a good thing for the royal gene pool
  19. i'm hooked he's a no-brainer
  20. just get the gaffer
  21. yes, i'd forgotten that. just how did those memberships work?
  22. well enjoy windsor earl. it's a pretty little sleepy village by english standards. far removed from cosmopolitan fitzroy though. unfortunately when i toured there mam was not in residence. but do pass on all our regards from 'land no doubt you'll keep in touch with the more important events in the commonwealth with your afl app
  23. george, i wonder how many of those aints memberships have been microwaved
  24. i hope you offered to walk the young lass down the aisle, earl, now that her poor dad has become incapacitated i would offer but i couldn't miss jv's return
  25. has anyone ever seen a masterchef on masterchef?

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