daisycutter

the wizard didn't?

no point peaking early chaps......plenty of time till opening round

i have a date with 3aw od, now pizz off

Its alright for you bastards to joke about it but i'm the one who has to sleep on my stomach for the next week

spoken like an ex catholic boarder or choir member then again you weren't in the scouts were you?

ah od most here wouldn't know what a date was, and i'm not talking about stepping out

its true bbo.....i shredded his pillow to pieces.....that'll show the bastard

good point re ama dpositive best to keep my bile for afl and kero, that way my integrity will stay intact

dead right bossdog do you think it is normal for him to take 5 minutes and continuously grinning? might give the ama a ring

the day didn't get any better od. visit to specialist who insisted on getting up close with my prostate

Had two bananas with breakfast......thought it might cheer me up Didn't work, still pizzed off

Think i might start a countdown to when cuddles gets his job back Anyone know the exact date when in feb 2014?

make that single malts (plural) od and increase your odds of doing "the trick"

never fear, bumberblitz thread is 517 pages and only 13 days old

really liked the sigs too. classy mob

If you want to read a really high-brow intellectual thread try this at Bumberblitz Don't ever complain about a Demonland thread again

Latest from South Africa "Oscar Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on"

its all the stress ht....hope they don't take my licence off me

Driving through wattle park shopping centre and noticed a flashing electronic sign saying "give way to peds". Couldn't work out if they were talking about drug dealers or Catholic priests

what banner? did i miss something scurrilous?

Inquisitions, virgins, jihads, mortification, blokes wearing dresses and sheilas wearing collars........its all too much for me to take in od

according to today's liitle paper "he plans to live inside the Vatican with a congregation of nuns" i thought you had to die a martyr and go to heaven before you qualified for that

does anyone admit to being catholic these days?

Mortification of the flesh

look what you started redleg