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Redleg

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  1. Redleg replied to Romey's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    But the club has acknowledged that we have the worst facilities in the AFL.
  2. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That’s a good way to look at it.
  3. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    My last 3 runners including in the last at Pakenham tonight have all run 2nd. Probably demonstrates I am not a winner.
  4. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes. I will resume, but trying to shed a few kilos.
  5. Vote for my horse Pinstriped to run in the All Star Mile on the link below and win $250000.00 if you get selected as the owner of the winning horse. 15 voters will be selected to be an owner for the day with full owner privileges of members and lunch on race day. Prizemoney for 2nd and 3rd places as well. It’s free to vote and you can get your friends to vote as well. https://www.allstarmile.com.au/horse-profiles/pinstriped
  6. Redleg replied to Romey's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Won’t need it if we get the racecourse.
  7. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You know I am the resident thoroughbred man on DL. A true red and blueblood.
  8. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That’s because we are all non discriminatory.
  9. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I am not sure about that, Uncle Bitter is a man’s man and he would probably drink it in a dirty and even cracked glass.
  10. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?
  11. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Do I have to spell it out?
  12. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That’s ok if you didn’t have to keep giving them money 💰 to feed the meters.
  13. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.
  14. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Wasn’t he a used gondola salesman?
  15. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Only by 🩸 blood. But we can keep the secret if you want.
  16. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?
  17. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You are not alone on this thread.
  18. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Who told you? That was only mentioned to my psychiatrist in a session.
  19. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I am always happy to be announced as the best at something and this is another accolade for my scrap book. I am overwhelmed. I would like to thank all those who have helped me along the way.
  20. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.
  21. Kye Turner and Seston for me.
  22. Redleg replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Speaking of f Legions, here is my favourite joke concerning one. On his first day in the Foreign Legion a young soldier heard a siren sound and then all the troops started running madly around the fort. He asked his sargeant what was happening. He was told that when the siren sounds you could make love to one of the camels. He then asked how many soldiers there were and he was told 500 and he then asked how many camels there were and he was told 500. He then asked, so why are the soldiers running so crazily and he was told, you don’t want to get an ugly one do you.