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But the club has acknowledged that we have the worst facilities in the AFL.

That’s a good way to look at it.

My last 3 runners including in the last at Pakenham tonight have all run 2nd. Probably demonstrates I am not a winner.

Yes. I will resume, but trying to shed a few kilos.

Vote for my horse Pinstriped to run in the All Star Mile on the link below and win $250000.00 if you get selected as the owner of the winning horse. 15 voters will be selected to be an owner for the day with full owner privileges of members and lunch on race day. Prizemoney for 2nd and 3rd places as well. It’s free to vote and you can get your friends to vote as well. https://www.allstarmile.com.au/horse-profiles/pinstriped

Won’t need it if we get the racecourse.

You know I am the resident thoroughbred man on DL. A true red and blueblood.

Truly rare.

That’s because we are all non discriminatory.

I am not sure about that, Uncle Bitter is a man’s man and he would probably drink it in a dirty and even cracked glass.

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

Do I have to spell it out?

That’s ok if you didn’t have to keep giving them money 💰 to feed the meters.

No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.

Wasn’t he a used gondola salesman?

Only by 🩸 blood. But we can keep the secret if you want.

What and hide in Uncle Bitter’s manor for the rest of my life?

You are not alone on this thread.

Who told you? That was only mentioned to my psychiatrist in a session.

I am always happy to be announced as the best at something and this is another accolade for my scrap book. I am overwhelmed. I would like to thank all those who have helped me along the way.

What crocodile?

Well hello “ radiance”” and top of the morning to you my little leprechaun.

Kye Turner and Seston for me.

Strike two!

Speaking of f Legions, here is my favourite joke concerning one. On his first day in the Foreign Legion a young soldier heard a siren sound and then all the troops started running madly around the fort. He asked his sargeant what was happening. He was told that when the siren sounds you could make love to one of the camels. He then asked how many soldiers there were and he was told 500 and he then asked how many camels there were and he was told 500. He then asked, so why are the soldiers running so crazily and he was told, you don’t want to get an ugly one do you.