Demonstone

Players copying each other and referring to events being "surreal" as this year's buzzword. Sorry lads, but surreal is melting clocks and flying toasters a la Salvador Dali. Your everyday experiences are not surreal.

You said nothing at all about our disposal, just that we had only taken one mark in a "half" of footy and that that "says it all".

A 20-minute "half" in a monsoon in a glorified practice match in February? Says nothing at all apart from your alarmist negativity.

With this thread going around and around in ever-diminishing circles, it can only be a matter of time before it disappears up its own fundament. For all those who are certain one way or the other, remember that wise people are full of doubt and see all shades of grey, while stupid people have no doubts and see things in black and white terms.

Grammar tip for the day clearly not taken. The noun is Aborigine and the adjective Aboriginal, Dazzler.