Demonstone

Is it Demonland? It's Demonland, isn't it!

If you have a chip on your shoulder, does that mean you're a bit of a spud?

How's his fitness? Can he see out the forequarters?

One night I took two bar girls back to my hotel room, and it was like winning tattslotto. We all got undressed and there were six matching balls.

Just goes to show that there are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up and those who can't.

We took Luke Molan at pick 9. Armstrong slipped through to pick 25.

A bloke I know cut himself while shaving down there. It got infected and he nearly died from arse-nic poisoning.

Her real name's Rita Pinata, apparently. Had to change it because people kept hitting her with sticks.

Your full stop key appears to be sticking, jnrmac.

Keith is an ordinary guitarist the way that Bradman was an ordinary batsman, Rembrandt an ordinary painter and Ali an ordinary boxer.

Oi! I didn't get this good by accident, sunshine.

What a bunch of sooks and snipers you lot are.

Demonology will be streaming the match.

Errr ... not their own sisters DC! Although it does remind me of the old joke about what basic expectations Tassie parents have for their kids. Things like food, clothing and a roof over their mouth.

G. Lyon and B.Lovett married sisters.

Just sayin'...

Suggestion for sub-editors: "Demons Flick The Bean"

I reckon they should play all matches in the last round simultaneously on Saturday afternoon at 2pm which would be a blast from the past with the 'around the grounds' scores from radio coverage, particularly if finals positions were riding on the results. Remember the excitement of R22 in 1987? It's possible too, with matches at MCG, Docklands, Geelong, Subiaco, Adelaide Oval, Gabba, SCG, Tassie and Canberra. Of course, the TV broadcasters wouldn't want that and the tail does wag the dog unfortunately.

Don't be guttered PJ, it's a drain.

I've only just finished reading Bruce Hearn McKinnon's book on Liam and would recommend it highly for anyone seeking greater insight into his life and culture. Sadly, I can't see a return to top level footy for Liam but wish him happiness and a peaceful life.

It'd be funny if Cameron did change clubs, seeing as his home town of Dartmoor only this year adopted the Giants' colours and nickname. Go the Darty Demons!

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Roos rues Roos' ruse.

He did play four games in 2013, so it hasn't been two years (yet).