Demonstone

He's called "The Wizard" because he can turn certain goals into behinds.

Sure. 3 - not football related.

We've cracked the ton! One hundred views, but only one (incorrect) suggestion to date. My nephew Matthew's footy team also cracked the ton today, kicking an impressive 20.16.136.

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Ian Dury had reasons to be cheerful. So do we! 1. Melbourne can't lose this weekend 2. Casey can't lose this weekend 3. There's another brainteaser* * may not necessarily cause cheerfulness As always, below is a mock team that today consists entirely of past and present Demons players. What do they have in common? I don't rate this one as particularly difficult. YMMV. Answers in a PM only if you would be so considerate. ===================================================== B: Daniel Ward Steven May Phil Gilbert H/B: Lachie Hunter Nathan Carroll Joel Macdonald C: Caleb Windsor Clayton Oliver Bernie Vince H/F: Sean Charles Mitch Clark Dean Kent F: Aaron Davey Daniel Turner Kade Chandler R: Stefan Martin Cameron Bruce Brock McLean I/C: Dom Tyson Cale Morton Jake Spencer Matthew Jefferson SUB: Bailey Laurie

Come on, you can do better than that. Wooden spoon! Wooden spoon!

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That would present a problem if said door was closed, @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew. If it was open, another problem may arise in the area of projectile retrieval. You would also need to consider the kid's feelings. He may not want to get his nuts wet.

Coach says nothing. Demonland: "Why isn't the club explaining what is going on? Where's our Comms Team?" Coach gives interview. Demonland: "Blah blah blah. Talk is cheap. Let's see some action."

If Luker and the footy club were fair dinkum, they could have had him sprinting up and down the aisle of the plane for three hours, lifting heavy luggage in and out of the overhead lockers and practising his goalkicking by punting those little bags of complimentary peanuts towards the dunny door.

Suspended players may be nominated in a particular week, but are not eligible for the award. Darcy has been suspended and Reid deserves to be if the AFL is fair dinkum. (Massive "if", I know)

@kozzyisalegend ... joins four hours ago, has eight posts in the same thread all potting our players or recruiting. Anybody else getting a whiff of eau de troll?

My dentist once commented that my teeth were stained and asked if I smoked or drank coffee. I told him that I drink it.

That makes the results so far this round much more palatable. Woof woof!

Dueling!

Done his Harmestring apparently.

A Melbourne win will give me infinitely more joy than a Casey win. Priorities and all that.

Outstanding post!

Err, yes. That's gilding the lily somewhat. I get the feeling that the author of that line is no stranger to ice. James' father Ian was a fine cricketer who once took all ten wickets in an innings of a Sheffield Shield game.

Looks like Woey is the perma-sub these days.

The Wizard?

Or sometimes over the line. The "Out of bounds on the full" rule didn't exist in John's day.