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Demonstone

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  1. In an unprecedented security breach, the Brownlow votes for our game v Brisbane have been leaked. 3 - P. Cripps 2 - N. Daicos 1 - L. Neale
  2. Butters and Kenny are very, very close by all accounts.
  3. I wonder what his favourite colour is.
  4. Bruce could also play an important part.
  5. Disraeli? Tom Fullarton is on record mentioning his gears. Ten internet points if you get that obscure reference!
  6. Do you all go to the same salon?
  7. Why are choosing to watch it?
  8. Can't see Essendon agreeing to that particular deal.
  9. No matter how disappointing our season has been to date and no matter how toxic this site has become, it's comforting to know that we can always rely on turning on each other to help us cope with the tough times.
  10. There was nothing in the Merrett incident if you have a proper look at it. Regarding the Pickett unpaid blatant trip, the only surprise is that he wasn't penalised for kicking in danger.
  11. The best description I have heard of Kane Cornes and those of his ilk is "flame thrower". It's attention-seeking behaviour that's all about the clicks and outrage. With that in mind, I don't know why anybody would take these gutter journalists seriously or, indeed, pay them any attention at all.
  12. Luke Molan, at the age of 41, is still playing and is currently running around for Heywood in the South West District Football League after crossing from Camperdown (his home town).
  13. Compare and contrast Clarry's shabby treatment to that of Geelong's Tanner Bruhn. After being listed as missing with a "finger injury" for several weeks, he's now listed simply as "unavailable". Why are the media not asking questions about this?
  14. That was Neil Balme wasn't it? edit: A quick search turned up this snippet. Blame the author for misspelling Schwarz's name! But the best story involved Balme’s time coaching Melbourne. It was during this time that David Schwartz exploded onto the scene. He went through a purple patch where he was tearing games apart single handedly and due to his size and strength got the nickname “The Ox”. As David Neitz relayed “Schwarter got a bit ahead of himself” when he went out and purchased a Saab convertible sports car and attached the number plate “THE OX” to his beloved machine. One Sunday morning training session, after a tough Melbourne loss, Balmey arrived ill of temper and lacking sleep only to see the Saab with “THE OX” number plates parked in his spot. Balmey decided it was time to deflate Schwartz’s ego a bit, so he stormed into the changing rooms and bellowed at the top of his voice, “Who the fu!* is THEO-X”
  15. If I may offer some helpful advice, I have a method of dealing with Kane Cornes. The secret is to never read, watch or listen to anything he has to say.
  16. ?? They're scheduled to meet at 6.25 Sunday evening.
  17. Is @binman a Binns man?
  18. Cornes would be loving all this as it gives him what he craves the most and that is attention.
  19. Dodoro? I think he left at the end of last season.
  20. That's a very short injury list. Unsack Selwyn!
  21. Harpo's brother Onya invented the starting pistol. Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
  22. I think Rab was referring to Hawthorn's Dingley base.
  23. Why did we let Oscar go? He'd be really handy right now. Sack Goodwin! Am I doing it right?

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