Demonstone

Only if Carlton threw in Walsh and Curnow as steak knives.

The latter.

What does that mean?

Let's hope the Febeys can identify some positive steps forward for MFC.

I'm so sick of hearing about Hawthorn and Hokball, I find myself in the unfamiliar position of hoping that Port Adelaide kick their smug brown and gold backsides this week.

How about if we call Windsor Cale-A and Daniel Cale-B?

Rack off Noddy. We're not here to talk about your stinking corrupt club.

Caro's source revealed ...

Some would say that's exactly what he is.

Bailey Smith has formally requested to be traded from the Bulldogs, to the great surprise of nobody at all. I'd be most surprised if he's not playing for Geelong next year.

I'll let it pass, but not your superfluous apostrophe in "lets".

Eric the half a bee!

Is it at the SCG or the Giants' home ground (whatever it's called this week)?

As inevitable as the banjo solo in the Swans' theme song is the kneejerk reaction from a number of posters whenever Jordon does anything. Equally predictable are the cries of "Why did we let him go", although it's been explained 1, 529,677 times that we wanted him to stay and offered him a new contract but that he chose to exercise his Free Agency rights and leave. Cracking final, by the way! I was hoping for a GWS win but it was an outstanding match.

If only we had a satire icon.

Cricket Curling.

You'd be stiff to miss out.

I'm pretty sure it was this morning ... unless I've made a grave mistake.

I was visiting the local cemetery only this morning when I noticed some undertakers wandering around aimlessly, scratching their heads and generally looking confused. Apparently they'd lost the plot. I'm sure there's a moral there somewhere.

You're fond of anagrams, @WalkingCivilWar. Think of him as Angry Miser or Arm Syringe or Rainy Germs or Army Singer.

You were challenged on your risible assertion that it is a fact that Viney wanted out.

Mannagh is all manner of manna from heaven for Geelong.