Demonstone

He'd be more than .05 after turning all that water into wine.

And Turner. And Fritsch. And Pickett. And McAdam. And Petracca. And Chandler. And so on.

Now I'm with ya!

Who was the Hawks player nicknamed "Knuckles" @rjay?

As a social experiment, I decided today to wear an "I Love Collingwood" t-shirt for a week. So far I've been spat on, verbally abused, punched and had a bottle thrown at me. I'm curious as to what might happen when I leave the house.

I guess somebody had to be first!

I was there just this afternoon visiting an old mate! (His coffee was both free and tasty.)

Seventh vs eleventh is a blockbuster? Yeah, nah.

It's unfortunate for Spargo that his Achilles is his weak spot.

Grant Thomas was the first football identity I can recall misusing "laconic" and it snowballed from there among the media, posters on footy forums and the wider population. Like Sam Newman, Thomas likes to use big words that he doesn't know the meaning of in an attempt to make himself sound more photosynthesis.

"No! I want instant gratification and I want it NOW!!"

No, you get a huge supporter base by being successful (ie winning games and, particularly, premierships)

That's a fair question. I think it's because sport is more visceral. We want to see our tribe slay the other tribe. We want victory. I'd much rather a "boring" win than an "entertaining" loss. Winning is everything.

Tyabb are known as "The Yabbies".

Goodwin is in the business of winning football matches and, ultimately, premierships. Afterthought: If sport is entertainment, why do we have a facility called the Sports AND Entertainment Centre?

Demonlanders will find him a peeling when he's ripe.

Could I get a second opinion please, Dr. Dazzle?

Really only our second win under that name, we've lost to some [censored] sides, it's a cursed, name All hail this week's winner of "Missed The Obvious Joke" Award!

Crikey. We have a comfortable victory and this thread is as toxic as the matchday festival of negativity.

They should move the match from the MCG to The Hyperbowl.

Question without notice: Why do players these days feel the need to play pat-a-cake after every passage of play? What would a psychologist make of it, @Engorged Onion?

I'm glad you shouted your response so I could just hear you over the cacophony of all those restraint of trade lawyers licking their collective chops.

Play for your old man's club kid, or you don't get to play at all.