Demonstone

Derksen would fit right in at Demonland. People are already stuffing his name up.

The player and his club have recently confirmed their commitment to each other. He's staying at Essendon.

I've always disliked Owies because of his annoying in-your-face over-celebration after every goal as if he's just kicked the sealer in the Grand Final. However, I could probably warm to him if he did that five or six times per game for MFC.

MFC have been promised that there will be an ex-Pert barrista working in the KRoffey Shop. The Taylor-made menu will feature Spit On The Lamb served with Greens.

You'd assume so. He'd find it hard to run and kick without them.

The onsite cafe will be known as the KRoffey Shop.

We'll never be a side if we don't have an edge.

Did you have this view when Hogan was stinking it up at Fremantle and May was helping us win the flag? edit: Not sure why you raised this on the Gutnick thread.

Just imagine if he retired then changed his mind. He could come back again. double sorry

Hannaford might end up at West Coast. He'd make the Eagles rock. sorry

Come on man, can't you just enjoy the schadenfreude like the rest of us?

Such a shame. The Hawks were having such a Goodyear, too.

It's probably unlikely and I hope to hell it doesn't eventuate but, in the horrifying hypothetical of Hawthorn winning the flag this year, would Ginnivan be the first player to win Premierships in successive years with different clubs?

I doubt that a short flight to Adelaide followed a week later by a short flight to Sydney would be exhausting.

I'd say the former as well. He's been in lousy form and will probably retire this year.

He's looked everage at times.

With Dyson Heppell's recent retirement, I believe that is the case.

Peter Wright and Essendon have confirmed their commitment to each other. He's going nowhere (in both a literal and metaphoric sense).

Maroon 5?

Fun fact: Both Tom and Oscar McDonald were selected at pick 53 in their respective drafts.

You're saying you'd have nun of it?

I believe that may be @old dee sitting under the tree with the towel on his head. It was hot that day.

Collingwood apparently showing interest in Jake Stringer. If ever a club and a player were perfectly suited to each other ... it's a match made in the pits of repugnance.

Pick 5 is too high for either IMO. If you offered me both for pick 5, I'd give it some serious thought.

That looks like a shopping list for a visit to NQR.