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That might depend on the size of your neck (not unlike Sam Collins).

Meh. By the way, MENSA aren't all that bright. They always get their NAMES mixed up.

I'm sure somebody posted that Jones didn't even travel with the team on the flight to Perth, so he won't be playing on Monday given the players have to quarantine for seven days.

The difference, as I see it Colin, is that Wallis's dirty punch* caused a serious injury (fractured larynx) which forced Green out of the rest of the game and that it was intended to cause damage. In Viney's case, his opponent jumped straight up and continued on with the game and I reckon the intent was a show of macho bravado, not to injure his opponent. We'll find out tonight how the Tribunal assess it and I'd be disappointed, but not surprised, if Viney is suspended given how much of a Chooklotto their verdicts are these days. * While Green had his arms pinned behind his back by, I think, Damien Hardwick.

I trust you didn't slip with the razor and give yourself a nasty cut. If left untreated, that can result in arsenick poisoning.

I believe the expression is "one and the same". Sorry! My two cents - it was dumb and unnecessary but doesn't warrant a suspension.

On the other hand, if WCE had belted Collingwood we'd probably be lamenting our luck in coming up against a team who had found some good form just in time to play us. MFCSS Rules!

I think it's the same mutant gene that causes some to look only for negatives in a 98 point win.

Given that he had three handballs, he literally DID touch the footy. Only rarely and to no great effect, though. May thrashed him.

This summary from the AFL website is certain to upset plenty of posters: BEST Gold Coast: Miller, Ballard, Rowell, Swallow Melbourne: Oliver, Petracca, Harmes, May, Jackson, Brown, Viney

This is worth re-posting. Our goalkicking isn't as dire as the whingers would have you believe.

So we win by a tick under 100 points and this thread is another massive whinge fest.

Crikey, sons. Is there anybody who's NOT on your list of trade targets? Anybody?

I wouldn't want John Elliott anywhere near Melbourne Football Club.

Just heard on ABC radio that past player John Lord has passed away. Another of our 1964 premiership team now gone. R.I.P. big fella.

Question without notice (or intelligence, really): If St Kilda has Max King, is his twin at Gold Coast Min King?

That's no good, CHF. Here's hoping things work out for the best with your family issues and the Demons win some games to provide that little bit of extra cheer.

Bit of a shame the match isn't being played at the Gabba Gabba Hey?

I love that Bowey's mum's name is Dee.

Sorry to hear this. R.I.P. Dusty. Might want to do something about that howler of a thread title.

It seemed to work for the New Zealand cricket team. They once were worriers.

Petty would be a chance to play forward if Tomlinson has a successful return from his knee reco.

I heard that he's having trouble with his weight from overeating and is now nicknamed Lockhart Gorge. Not saying I necessarily believe that scuttlebutt.

I think there were only two last week, as well.