Everything posted by Demonstone
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NON-MFC: Round 20, 2022
Next Friday soon enough for ya?
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POSTGAME: Rd 20 vs Fremantle
You can understand why Luke Jackson wasn't in the circle belting out the song after the game. Given he was being assessed for possible concussion, they didn't want him doing any headbanging.
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Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101
It's a little known fact that Checker Hughes also inspired Johnny Rotten to pen his immortal tune "God Save The Queen" with the refrain of "No fuchsia, no fuchsia, no fuchsia for me!".
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The pow wow
Telephone message for a Mr. D. King of Fox Sports:
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3 Clubs Chasing Kozzy
Shai Bolton is a ripper. Would love to see him in a Demon jumper.
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3 Clubs Chasing Kozzy
I know who Gresham is, but who is Shari?
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Melbourne & Mark Neeld: It Wasn’t All Bad
Couldn't coach. Couldn't sing.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Fremantle
I appreciate the invitation layzie, but I'm really not into that sort of thing.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Fremantle
I'm buoyed by the news of Brayshaw's re-signing and hope the players have had a similar boost. With no evidence at all to back me up, I just feel that a corner has been turned and we'll win tonight in the first step towards a strong finals run.
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Where to watch Fridays game
Also fondly known as The Tofu Curtain and The Quinoa Line!
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Farewell Luke Jackson
You'll be thrilled to know that I still have the 7" single. It hasn't been near a turntable for some decades now.
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Farewell Luke Jackson
He certainly was an individual!
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Farewell Luke Jackson
Hopefully with as much energy as this Jacko!
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Angus Brayshaw Re-Signs Until 2028
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/brayshaw-staying-with-demons-20220728-p5b5a6.html
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Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101
In the meantime, let's all sprint slowly to the museum!
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Head high tackles
Where do you stand on this question?
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Head high tackles
Neck and neck, dc?
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Farewell Luke Jackson
The same people complaining that the Gus contract was too long will complain that two years is not long enough.
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Angus Brayshaw Re-Signs Until 2028
- Angus Brayshaw Re-Signs Until 2028
Some people are never happy, are they? Onya Gus. May you play in many more premierships with the mighty Demons.- Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101
I think he's trying to suggest that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Either that, or his hovercraft is full of eels.- Between the Flags - a great new book on the MFC
Snaffled! Thanks for the tip.- Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101
I've recently re-read all the "Yes Minister/Prime Minister" scripts and, although it sounds very much like something Sir Humphrey might say, the saying has been around for a lot longer than that. I can't take any credit for it.- Demonstone's and Flaubert's English Grammar for Demonlanders 101
- Daisy's commentary
I suspect you'd find that many, many Australians would quickly be able to name Alyssa Healy, Meg Lanning, Ellyse Perry and Sam Kerr for example among the current players and that's just for starters. - Angus Brayshaw Re-Signs Until 2028