Demonstone

We've all been expecting an aging Geelong to fall off the cliff for what seems like many years now. In this article, Jake Niall sets out his reasons why they continue to stay at the pointy end of the ladder. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/the-magic-pudding-where-cats-have-edge-on-the-competition-20220730-p5b5wc.html

Nah, I wouldn't take him on. He's too well versed for me.

Are you telling me you dictionaried?

It would appear that you are suffering from premature capitulation.

We beat them in the 1989 Elimination Final.

Given your stated musical preferences, I'm not sure if they would be your cup of tea, PF. This early song of theirs would be a good starting point. If you like it, I'd recommend "Frontier Psychiatrist" as the next stepping stone. Their style could be described as electronic and they make extensive use of samples. In this song, they used something like 3,500 vinyl samples!

Anyway, back to laughing at Carlton ...

Great effort by Jess. She's a champion! This is not having a go at you Redleg, but why do commentators use "medal" as a verb? It's like saying that in the 2021 Grand Final, Melbourne players flagged. Or premiered Or cupped.

Try Ebenezer Scrooge in Charles Dickens' 1843 novel "A Christmas Carol".

I love that he's played more games for us (96 so far) than he did for Essendon (84). Four more games and we'll have first dibs on his offspring and, if he plays next year, 200 games is within reach.

Their percentage was 135 coming into tonight. It will only increase by a tiny margin. edit: It went from 135.1 to 135.5.

Sophia Loren even sang about it!

Bing Crosby ended up with a bung knee after he banged it on a bong in Bengal.

I didn't realise we won the flag in 19690!

This thread is now becoming unhinged.

40+ please.

He's our great White hope.

Jay Clark clearly doesn't realise that, if you do a backflip, you end up exactly where you started from. In other words, your position has not changed. If you're reading this Jay, don't feel too bad. It's a very common mistake among "journalists".

It was the top team belting the bottom team but there was plenty to be pleased about for Demon fans.

Next Friday soon enough for ya?

You can understand why Luke Jackson wasn't in the circle belting out the song after the game. Given he was being assessed for possible concussion, they didn't want him doing any headbanging.

It's a little known fact that Checker Hughes also inspired Johnny Rotten to pen his immortal tune "God Save The Queen" with the refrain of "No fuchsia, no fuchsia, no fuchsia for me!".

Telephone message for a Mr. D. King of Fox Sports:

Shai Bolton is a ripper. Would love to see him in a Demon jumper.