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Demonstone

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  1. From the early 80s in fact but I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fight.
  2. That very clever chap Andrew Denton named his production company Zapruder's other films.
  3. She'd be OK, but I reckon Tayla Harris would be even better.
  4. That's two weeks suspension for you, EO. No appeals shall be heard.
  5. Sorry to mess up your thread, WJ. Maybe we could prevail on Andy (I believe you may be acquainted) to get rid of your superfluous apostrophe and the trainwreck of responses that I set in motion.
  6. WalkingCivilWar could get the Demon Army to turn that into a chant you know, Bbo. Gee are you en dee why ... Grundy! Clap clap clap. Grundy! Clap clap clap. etc
  7. May they continue to waste further time and resources on fruitless, distracting appeals. The MRP assessed the incident as deserving of two weeks suspension. The AFL Tribunal agreed. I can't see how Carlton/Cripps have the slightest chance of winning. Next stop the High Court! It's the vibe. It's Mabo.
  8. I thought tonight was the appeal?
  9. Appeal unsuccessful. Cripps' two week ban stays.
  10. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/former-demon-takes-legal-action-against-teammate-over-sharemarket-loss-20220809-p5b8b7.html
  11. Post amended accordingly!
  12. You'd be more at home in the grammar thread, Jimmy!
  13. Sir Why You Little: This is what a typical Demonland thread looks like. Lord Nev: No it's not. I'm sorry SWYL, but you've got it all wrong. binman: I'd like to add a brief comment but we all know that's not bloody likely. old dee: This thread will never be any good. It's doomed to fail dismally. picket fence: Sheeeit!!!!! I'm more EXCITED about this thread than BIG KEV could ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jaded No More: I (censored) hate Geelong and this thread is almost as bad. Clintosaurus: The umpires will influence this thread. It's the narrative that the AFL and media want. Lucifers Hero: Can the thread title be changed to "What They Are Saying At Brunton Avenue"? daisycutter: i don't see how capital letters could possibly improve this thread. Ethan Tremblay: This thread has sewn up a trade coup for MFC. Make of that what you will. Bitter but optimistic: Has anybody "maid" a double entendre yet? WalkingCivilWar: Have some "manors" Uncle Bitters. Soz, but Ima say it anyways. faultydet: Sigh. This is just more woke virtue signalling. rpfc: I've nothing to say but here's a GIF for you. Cranky Franky: I object to everybody and everything in this stupid thread. dazzledavey36: I've been watching this thread since its junior days and knew it would make the top level. willmoy: This is a biased thread because of the maggots. adonski: This thread would be far better if Jacob van Rooyen was in it. Demonstone: Oh dear. This thread is riddled with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. WERRIDEE: I've made up a possible team using the names of all the posters in this thread. Engorged Onion: This thread is loaded. Or is it? joeboy: Worst thread ever. Demonland: This thread is now closed. Take it to the "Changes For Next Thread" please.
  14. If Josh Kennedy didn't want to retire, he'd still be playing at West Coast. Can't see him coming to Melbourne.
  15. Meanwhile, Brodie Grundy has been ruled out for the rest of the season with a stress fracture in his ankle and Jamie Elliott has re-signed for a further three years at Pieland.
  16. I'm wearing my favourite t-shirt at this very moment!
  17. You set 'em up and I'll knock 'em down! There's no apostrophe in "apostrophes".
  18. They aren't the only two options Macca and you know that. It's not an either/or proposition. I think your problem is that you can't handle anybody having a different opinion to yours. You may keep arguing if you wish. I'm out.
  19. 1. I don't think he's the answer to our forward problems. 2. I don't hate Jesse. 3. This is not about forgiveness, it's about getting the right footballer for our needs. You've managed to convince yourself that Jesse Hogan is a player we should entice back to the club. I disagree with your opinion. There's no need to try and make it about anything else.
  20. No, Freo were the ones who valued him so highly.
  21. Demonlanders trying to convince themselves that Cripps won't get rubbed out.
  22. Fremantle was Jesse's second chance. GWS was his third. I'm not in favour of risking a fourth. We traded him for a reason. In horseracing parlance, prefer others.

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