Demonstone

I had to look that up. Very good!

Lyon: "Narrm, spelled N-A-R-M-M". Other bloke: "Wrong, it's spelled N-A-A-R-M".

I find it amusing how frequently this bloke gets called by his first name, nickname and surname. It's usually either somebody's real name or their nickname, Mark "Chopper" Read notwithstanding.

What Ryan did was neither reckless nor careless. It was intentional.

According to the MRO, what Chandler did was twice as bad as what Ryan did. Farce.

KKKollingwood couldn't have one of their Indigenous players model their jumper?

If it looks like a troll and sounds like a troll ...

Agree with the first bit Nascent, but I would like to see this discussion mute. There's already another megathread discussing Dogga's future that's all guesswork and speculation.

Now there's somebody with a tenuous grip on numeracy (if they forfeited their percentage wouldn't change).

You're saying it's a high hamstring injury?

It's 3/4 time and we've tripled their score. Lot of needless angst in this thread (as usual).

I'm assuming that Zach Monkhorst is Damien's son given that he used to play for Woori Yallock.

Might that have been Turner's first VFL goal?

Apart from the Parker incident, there was also a point in the game where one of his team mates (I think it was Redman) was absolutely paying out on Shiel for not doing his share in defending.

A couple of other Lens. Sorry, game time seems so far away and I'm impatient and bored.

It doesn't "happen" to anybody. It's a conscious decision to break the law, albeit not the most heinous of crimes.

Dean "The Weapon" Robinson?

Look out Cats, here I come!

Should have bought an Australian one!

* defence

Tingay was from Shepparton, not WA.

From 'The Age' this morning ... From Bruuuuce to Buuuu Josh Bruce’s season-long absence has caused a headache for Luke Beveridge’s match committee this year and prevented Bulldogs fans from affectionately growling “Bruuuuce” whenever the key forward touches the ball. They may have found a replacement in Buku Khamis, who was greeted by a baritone cry of “Buuuu” when the Sherrin was kicked in his direction. Khamis kept them busy with three goals. If he holds his form, he can solve one of Beveridge’s key issues and give Dogs fans something to crow about.