Demonstone

I have two questions. 1. Did Simon Goodwin also receive a ring? 2. If so, will there be any ring-kissing from fringe players trying to break into the side?

My first kick in Under 12s went through for a behind ... for the opposition. A loose ball luckily bounced my way in the back pocket, I grabbed it and kicked it and it grubbed off the side of my boot and rolled through the other team's goal. Things went downhill after that. I've always maintained that I could have played VFL but that my career was cruelly cut short by a tragic lack of talent and courage.

A poster from Amsterdam might consider adopting the username "Far Canal".

Would Cutler be the steak knives or the bloke who makes them?

Rest assured I was and remain unriled, Luci. Advance notice: new brainteaser to be unleashed Thursday afternoon around 4pm. You have been warned.

Taking a ruck as early as pick 13 would surprise me as we already have two automatic selections for that position in Gawn and Grundy. I think we'd be more likely to pick up a developing big man at 37 or (even more likely) in the Rookie Draft. A tall forward or a speedy mid/HB with good disposal would be more of a need with our first pick IMO.

Ok. Here's another question for you. What is it about calling Geelong "Jeelong" that is in any way funny or intelligent? Explain it to me if you could because I just don't get it.

Short of putting you on 'ignore', how does one avoid reading such tripe?

You're just being facetious, skort. Ooh, there's another one!

Really? Is there any other information other than Kane Cornes' self-confessed wild speculation?

"Pistachio ice cream" sounds very much like "you make a grown man cry" to my ears.

I think you've identified the right song, but the mistaken lyric is more likely to be "... you make a grown man cry".

Is it "Gimme Shelter" (It's just a shot away)? edit: No, it's not!

@FireInTheBennelly changed from FireInTheBelly after we recruited Harley Bennell.

You have to feel sorry for Brett Ratten. He's had a tough week and it isn't getting any better. According to Channel 9, he's now also been sacked by Essendon.

My username is simply a combination of two of my greatest loves - The Rolling Stones (hence the Keith Richards avatar) and Melbourne Football Club. I've always assumed that @mo64 refers to the poster's initials and year of birth.

No apology required. I was just being my usual pedantic smart alec. I have a reputation to live down to, you know.

Rite where it fits?

Was that meant to be "how" or "where", Froggy?

That's a high calibre post, Timothy. You're a gun!

* rites

I'm reliably informed that Los Pollos Hermanos make very tasty fried chicken, DJ.

If he doesn't want it, I doubt he would even apply let alone get the gig.

Why?

Not my work Mr. Grinter, but an excellent effort from Pevster.