Ghostwriter

This week it’s Hawthorn’s home game. For those who like sitting near the cheer squad, the DA will be in the away cheer squad bay (M33), Ponsford end. The Collingwood game is also an away game for us, but we’ll be in the home cheer squad bay (M3), Punt Rd end because Collingwood allows us to. It’s not coz they’re nice, it’s coz Collingwood luvs them the Ponsford, so the list of good things about Collingwood still remains empty.

We’re KITTENS! Cool! I love kittens

All good, F&T. Luker already is 😉

Geez it’s tough for you now that Goody’s gone. Who’re you gonna relentlessly bag? Oh that’s right: you can continue to bag him anyways, I’m sure there’s no statute of limitations. You and your little mini-me Hopeful Demon can go nuts!

Totally unnecessary; unproductive and puerile. If you can’t come back with a valid counter-argument, maybe don’t say anything at all.

I apologise. I totally misunderstood. I can see why you would’ve questioned Frap’s comment. All good 👍🏽

What part of “Was very close to Goodwin” do you not understand?

He had double pneumonia exacerbated by complications. He was gravely ill for weeks.

For those at the ground today, at halftime we’re doing a “bay banner” which is part of the AFLW promotion. A huge banner will be draped over our bay and it will be quite the spectacle. We’ll be sitting under it and we’ve been told to wiggle around while under it and if ever there was a DA event tailored for me… this is it 😃 This is it…

She’s putting the stoopid time machine on FB market place coz last night it took her back to when she was 20yo and could drink to excess and still function adequately the next day.

She doesn’t need to practice her flogging. She’s a flogging maestro 😅 She went to her sister’s birthday party last night planning on staying for a couple of hours and not drinking. Cut to 3am and she’s staggering up to her front door loudly telling the neighbourhood she’s gotta get up early to go watch her mighty Dees smash the pies 🤷‍♀️

And that’s exactly what that was. Folks don’t wanna hear it but what Max said doesn’t reflect how the players feel. It likely doesn’t even reflect how he feels. But he had to do it. I asked six players privately and individually how they feel and I’m not about to elaborate but let’s just say they range from not happy to very [censored] off. Again, people don’t wanna hear it but this is how it is.

And you know he will. I just hope he doesn’t end up disemboweled by a certain pair of knees.

Geez I’m nervous and excited in equal parts at the prospect of him debuting against them. But I’ll trust the selectors, if they deem him ready, so be it. I’ll just watch the entire match like this… 🫣

For mine, as long as it’s not in round 24. Luker himself thinks this would be fine (he’s super keen to debut) but I’d rather it wasn’t against those revolting thugs.

It annoyed the hell out of me. He also called Pup Brown Kenan instead of Kynan.

Fun fact: Shadeau (pronounced ‘Shadow’) Brain is one of 13* (THIRTEEN) children. All seven brothers and his dad play Aussie Rules footy. *No Brady Bunching here. His parents have had 13 children together

Maybe you should give up day drinking, DZ 😂

Uhm it’s KentERfield, KC 🙄

The count-up clock will kill you 😅

YAYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳

BLOW THE SIREN!!!!! NOWWWWWW!!!

Damn. Such a frustrating watch