Ghostwriter

Not body shaming… jumper shaming, or jumper SIZE shaming. He said himself his jumper is a couple of sizes too small (‘a couple’ being debatable). And don’t forget Deeves, it was you who once started a thread titled I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie. Hashtag pot/kettle 😁 PS apologies to all for the earworm 🤭

You can’t see it properly in the pic but Max’s guernsey is my fave. It’s chocolate brown with a matte sky blue deep yoke. Again, you can’t see it properly but my least fave is Jeffo’s. The neck of it looks like that of a girl’s tennis dress. He didn’t disagree with that description 😅

That’s his Coldstream guernsey

So I asked Luker to sign this jumper of mine in readiness for when he debuts (next season, but you never know)… Before he signed it he was waving the sharpie around with a very serious look on his face. I asked him what he was doing. He said, “I’m practicing first, I wanna make sure I do it properly.” He was actually fresh-airing his signature. Bless. 🥹

After training he put his arms out like someone who’s wearing a Demons jumper. I told him I can’t hug him in that revolting jumper so he said he’ll take it off. I weighed up a Geelong jumper hug vs a sweaty topless hug and went the sweaty topless hug route (I took one for the team). As I walked away he yelled out “GO CATS!” 🤬

They’d all gone back to AAMI when I read this. I had a chat with Chocco right at the end and he’d know about this since he’s at Casey matches.

From out your way I take it. 😄

He saw me trying to sneakily take a pic so he pulled the jumper down, crossed his arms to keep it down, and breathed in…

I’ll attempt it. The jumper is not only too short, it’s skintight as well. He’ll take out someone’s eye with his nipple.

My boy Luker won’t be debuting this season. He’s not as disappointed as I thought he’d be. He said they don’t want him in his debut going up against Barrass and Battle, or Collingwood. LOL… they didn’t specify filth players, they must mean the whole side.

The boys are all in their junior football guernseys. Some jarring sights here: Essendon, Richmond, Collingwood etc. guernseys. Tmac asked me if his jumper is too small (it is) but I said it looks fine. Nothing wrong with a belly hanging out from a jumper, right?

Nor did I But I did anyways 😜 He was wearing a blue suit. I’m sure he blended in while in the MCC but he stood out like dog’s proverbials in the cheer squad. If the suit didn’t give him away the wavy bouffant did.

Priorities, DD. Priorities. Essendon football club doesn’t exist Get us a home base

He had no choice. Hard to not look someone in the eye when they’re all up in your grill.

It won’t be a full exodus. Many will stay for the second half. I’m guessing if we’re getting trounced it won’t look great seeing a bunch of us pack up and leave at halftime. No doubt we’ll be seen off by the lovely Hawks supporters striking up a rousing rendition of Nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye. 😅

Fitting typo 😂

It’s actually not just rain they’re predicting, it’s hail, and the temperature will plummet. Idk if many will attend but one thing’s for sure: our cheer squad will be representing complete with banner and guard of honour and very loud voices. ❤️💙 Our “chopper” will be the 5:40 Williamstown train to West Footscray. We leave the AFL match at halftime. I’ll be watching the second half on my phone and good luck to other passengers on the train if it’s a close match 😅

At the time it looked way worse than it actually was. It swelled up to three times its normal size. It’s fine now.

Oi Chook… I’m juuuust starting to warm to Bucks. Please don’t make my acceptance of a Collingwood person be in vain!

At Sunday’s match during the first quarter our bay was abuzz upon hearing Guerra was sitting somewhere amongst us. Folks were inconspicuously glancing around etc. trying to see if he really was there. At the quarter time break a member of the DA who’s not backward in coming forward went a-hunting for him. She found him, introduced herself, welcomed him to our cheer squad then gave him one piece of advice, that being… if you wanna succeed at our club you need to forget Essendon exists. “Essendon is now dead to you,” she said firmly. “I trust we understand one another,” she added almost menacingly. We, oh I mean they both laughed; she, heartily and he, nervously. He said he’s resolutely and unwaveringly committed to the Demons so she spared him any further discomfort. I think he appreciated her honesty. That, or he’s scared sch!ttless of her.

Caroline Wilson knows all of this exactly how? “Clearly the decision was made by the President, Brad Green.” Clearly, Caro? What makes this clear to you? Why do people still not only listen to her but believe what she says??!!

Disco, like almost everyone else, thought the ball would be out of bounds. He’d slammed into the post at the same time so there was never gonna be a chance of him stopping that goal. He was also cramping on and off in the last. At one point he was cramping badly in both legs at the same time. He was walking like he’d 💩-ed his pants, so you know it must’ve been bad. He was waving for attention for ages, poor bugger was frustrated to be so hampered.

This week it’s Hawthorn’s home game. For those who like sitting near the cheer squad, the DA will be in the away cheer squad bay (M33), Ponsford end. The Collingwood game is also an away game for us, but we’ll be in the home cheer squad bay (M3), Punt Rd end because Collingwood allows us to. It’s not coz they’re nice, it’s coz Collingwood luvs them the Ponsford, so the list of good things about Collingwood still remains empty.