Ghostwriter

So far this round Hawthorn’s 24pt win over Carlton is the closest result, the rest of the games being hugely one-sided affairs. I daresay Collingwood will keep the pattern going tomorrow. Terrible viewing for neutrals.

They were. But these young fans weren’t part of that.

I feel so bad for North fans, especially kids

Nah it started long before the second straight sets exit, the thread had a different name, is all.

Sideways at times. Earlier Dwayne said “Port are kicking with the rain this quarter” instead of “… with the wind…” 😂

Why do we have an MRO, and not an MRP (panel) like we used to? Giving the entire responsibility to one person seems a strange move, regardless of who that one person is.

Speaking of fingers, it seems Edo injured one of her fingers. She came off, they taped her fingers together, gave her a couple of pain pills and she was good to go 👍🏽

From our DA who were present there today… Tayla’s right ankle is an issue. Very upset on the bench. Tahls limped off and straight down to the rooms. Maybe hyperextension of her right knee. Loz Pearce came off with a neck issue but now maybe just neck and shoulder soreness (?) Apparently our midfield “looked fabulous and rotations through were seamless.”

The Carlton theme song’s tempo might have something to do with it. Maybe it’s the first one toddlers latch onto because they can keep up with the lyrics 🤷‍♀️

Still on GWS… last night they had a blank banner. This was a dig at Sydney who complained about their banner when they played earlier this season. The Swans said GWS had crossed the line… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t see Sesto there, HW. Did you? I read on the injury report he’s out for four weeks, the injury being “Face”

Gotta love GWS…

Another important training report article… Tracc doesn’t mind the Colgate ad. despite Heeney taking a hanger over him. He said they filmed for hours and it was cool. He didn’t know until he saw the ad. that the footage they used was the Heeney speccy but he doesn’t have a problem with it.

I literally didn’t watch a nanosecond of training since little Bellanie was so distracting. It was players’ family day today and when that little girl is around I’m cactus. Koz brought her over and she immediately looked for my hands since she remembers I’ve always got variations of red and blue nails. Currently they’re glitter red and blue… Bellanie approves. Up until recently she didn’t say Dada, in fact she said everything but Dada. I told Koz to be patient and it will happen. Today Ardu said that she and Bellanie went home (Darwin) for a week and Bellanie clearly missed Koz because since they’ve been home she says Dada all the time. I showed her a pic of Koz on my phone and her reaction was priceless. She smiled from ear to ear and said ‘Dada.’ Bless.

Maysie was here this morning. He’s in really good spirits. I told him how happy we are about the appeal and he said he’s not sure (of a win) either way but we’ll ‘go hard’ and see how it goes. Spaz stoked to be over the concussion thing.

You know what? Ima do this on the train to Marvel on Sunday. 😁 Seriously, I’m curious; I reckon seven out of 10 would predict a win (for us). Understandably it’s pointless publishing my ‘findings’ if I’m closer to the mark because my honesty would undoubtedly be questioned. But if your estimation proves accurate I’ll happily post it on here. No perfume or whiskey on the line with this one though. 😁

I reckon the perennial misery-mongers are in the minority on here, it’s just that they’re the most vocal and because they repeat themselves to the point of distraction there appears to many more of them. The overwhelming majority of people who read this site don’t post but I’m guessing many of them are optimists who dare not post lest they’re brought down by the belligerent usuals. I say this because I’ve received PMs from quite a few ‘lurkers’ and/or folks who rarely post over the years expressing appreciation for standing up to the ‘Congregation of the Miserable’ as one such poster put it. Sadly, it’s only gonna get worse.

🤔 interesting. You do realise there are Dees fans other than those on Demonland, right? Besides, how deep are these depths of despair about which you speak? Coz the supporters to whom you refer likely predict oppo wins every week.

When training’s at Casey it’s a closed session, therefore no training report ☹️

Soz. I just thought bagging our club and coach was mandatory in the NON-MFC thread 😉

I’m just curious about what your profession has to do with it. Is there a greater expectation for school teachers? There must be because DD pointed out that you’re a school teacher 🤷‍♀️ I wonder what professions have some slack cut for them. Bus drivers? Pizza deliverers? I hope it applies to proofreaders lest I ever get publicly guilted out. Off with her head!

Get ready to double-spew all over your cornflakes coz little LMac (Leo McDonald) also sings the Carlton theme song. Just like George Gawn he sings all 18 theme songs. Tmac said that oftentimes he’ll come downstairs of a morning and Leo will be belting out Cheer Cheer the Red and the White (for example) at the top of his lungs. He’s learned how to set up the home entertainment system so as to play and sing along to all of them. Come on, BDA. Your kids were once toddlers. You know that they love a catchy tune, especially a short one since they have the attention span of, well, a toddler. And those theme songs are rousing by design, of course they’re gonna appeal to little kids. I hope you weren’t serious with “Parenting Fail” coz George (or Jorge as Max calls him 😁) is a very well-raised little boy.

Three knee reconstructions. Diagnosed with testicular cancer, underwent chemotherapy only to have the cancer return seven months later, this time metastasising to his stomach. Indeed, an incredible person.

So much for the Hawks and their massive percentage boost 😁

Another poster who’s neglecting to hang [censored] on the Dees in this thread! What’s the world coming to?!?!