The Jackson FIX

Any advice on how I upload a photo from my phone that satisfies the <270b limit on Demonland? I’ve been on Humparazzi duty today.

long shot I’m sure but will there be another bbq today? 🤞

Was this post from the toilet again? Or did you make it out?

People are starting to believe things that were just never said.

The Trade Whsiperer (on X) just claimed the Merrett saga could get really nasty quickly / essentially Merrett threatening to reveal a bunch of bad stuff about Essendon if he isn’t granted a trade. This is starting to look worse than the Dees’ troubles with Oliver and Trac last year.

Demonland just peaked.

Delicious irony that whilst celebrating the removal of ‘the mole’ within the club, we’re simultaneously eagerly awaiting leaked information from the club to be shared at a Sunday afternoon bbq

Ollie Florent being dangled by Sydney in a bid to try and land Curnow. Has pace, in the age bracket we’re looking to bolster. Could be a cheap option for us

Appears the petulant actions of a slightly-disgruntled young fella told he isn’t going anywhere. I’d imagine radio silence in public forums would be advised by MFC/manager if he was meaningfully trying to get out and had requested a trade.

Trac for Trac and a swap of 4th round picks might get that over the line?

Starting to look forward to shouting ‘THROW!’ Every time he flicks the ball out

Please show me where we stated this. The truth-bending on demonland is out of control at the moment.

A silver lining for us all.

Remove the 2026 1st rounder and you’re pretty close to predicting what will happen I reckon

Give it a rest ffs.

You’re doing this for impressions, aren’t you DL?

I’m hearing Dimma has locked Bailey in a cupboard at his mum’s house.

Like many on here, I think you’re in for a VERY rude shock.

So we would look at it if 2 but not if 7+8?? From what I know of this pool I’d prefer two of the group available at 7+8 than 1 of Duursma/CDT/Robey. If Duursma went at 1 (likely) then it is pretty much the bolter Robey at 2 as I couldn’t see us taking a young ruckman (especially when we’ve committed to Kalani).

Many would argue that pick 17 in last year’s draft had a better year (in his first season) than Humphrey had last year. Statistically similar years in many ways.

I wonder if he’s aware yet he’ll have to move out of his Camberwell house if he plays for GWS

Recent talk has been Richmond man Grlj early and Robey off the board before our pick. Dovaston in our sights too?

Picks 11 & 12 are the likely landing spots for picks 7 and 8 in this years‘ draft. Josh Lindsay will be around that mark but there are SA and WA kids lurking everywhere around that mark in Cal’s most recent rankings. I’m sure that’ll provide the next fun thread on Demonland.

Their first pick in 2027 mightn’t come until the late 20s

I hope you’re also monitoring TikTok Andy