The Jackson FIX

Toby Greene and his family got a rude shock last night when Clarry lobbed on his doorstep with a duffel bag and an attitude.

Pardon me but how are Hawthorn a B-? They shuffled some picks around and fumbled a top-5 player in the comp.

Did he pen that from the toilet? Incredible

As it stands, our current picks aren’t really in the market for either of these players

Other people write the recipes for him. He is actually an average cook in real life. True story.

To be clear, either we get Humphrey or we WILL NOT deal Petracca.

So it turns out saying it over and over again doesn’t actually make it happen? Hmmm… weird.

Not convinced BH is the only reason we wanted GC involved. Not saying it wasn’t part of it, but when you look at the draft hand of Adelaide v GC and the needs of GC given their academy kids, I reckon that was equally influential

Plausible. That scenario would give GWS a net gain of +350 draft points

I like Steele but my query is how he works in a high-rotation midfield set up - would be great if he could have an impact up frwd

Could well be planning to use the other bits and bobs we pick up in the deal to better 24

Not sure if this has been said on here yet but no Bailey, no Trac.

Predict Oliver and Trac deals are announced close together so Dees can bundle the message and minimise isolated criticism. Lamb has form of talking about the ‘sum of all parts’ as opposed to the return from individual deals

There it is. The 1,000th time this has been said on Demonland in the last week 👏

3 reasons we won’t keep him and the ‘I’ve got his back’ was just trade-time posturing; culture overhaul salary cap relief the offer appears bloody good! (despite what you read on Demonland)

His manager will tell him it’s the equivalent of a first rounder - he won’t know the difference

Fickle. Don’t bother coming back when the times are good again.

Cannot wait until I don’t have to read this again on Demonland

No word today from the GC Melb meeting. I don’t want Petracca anymore, I hope they hurry up and lock 7/8 in before someone else starts asking the question of GC eg De Goey for 8

Why are you talking about Frost and CJ like they are the same player?

And alphabetically - he’s worth a fortune on a scrabble board!

Wait until they find out how much they’ll have to carve out of their soft cap to pay for his pre-season sunscreen

Where does it say JT loves him?

The way GC has played this is exactly what we need to do the next time Kossie tries to leave.