The Jackson FIX

You’ve got too much time on your hands nowadays horse

I thought it was overestimating our organisation

At this rate we look more suited to a season of MAFS than a season of footy

Peter Jackson is 72 years old. And was close to the end of his interest in a full time corporate career (his admission) 10 years ago.

He’d need to kick 20 goals a game to offset the punishing our backline would receive

Sounds like an English darts commentator

Do any VFL games get broadcast on free to air or other nowadays?

Absolutely wild for the AFL to hire someone from clubland and give them the responsibility of auditing the club you were accountable for. That’d be like hiring Carl Williams to be the judge on his own case. Surely this is being reported inaccurately

What is McCartney’s club background? Was he a list boss or GM football somewhere? Seems a slightly odd choice given the club’s burning platform is finding a patch of grass and then building on it.

Regardless of his ‘I still want to live with mum’ chat yesterday, we’ve won this bout on points. The Kozzie-home narrative is somewhat muzzled for now and Freo less likely to stir that pot again in fear it stokes up Jacko-to-Vic chat again. Unless of course they extend Jackson which would just make them look utterly played and make the already-difficult task of fitting in Warner and Kossie at year-end even harder.

I had heard a rumour (possibly from ‘land) about Ameet being a person of interest a while back.

Hopefully we get more than 2 marks out of this three-tall combo this week under the roof

It was essentially 2 x first rounders + the equivalent of a 2nd rounder (multiple early 3rd rounders). Wrapped up in a much bigger deal. Probably about what he was worth.

This story is playing out similarly to the Horne-Francis tenure at North. Ultimately Port still had to pay the fortune for JHF. All clubs can and do look past what is going on with him Reid this very moment. Both will be superstars.

Time for a spell Demon Disciple. See you in 2 weeks.

Time for a little spell on the sidelines Oxdee

That feels like a moz to me

I don’t know much about Henderson… what’s he good at? What role will he play on Sunday? Our forward line feels stodgy - hoping he’s good quick and accurate at the drop of the ball

Why? If you have the right cattle and they’re fit I reckon you could take an overlap running game anywhere. And anytime.

Not denying he is a good footballer but but fairly obscure target (and thread)

Why is this happening in March?! Would’ve thought they seem to all coaching positions at the beginning of a pre-season, not the end.

The ball would never get down there so it doesn’t matter

I think anyone is. Not sure a tall is what they’re after though. Love the idea of the great man coming home but 2/3 first rounders that StK would pay for Jackson would probably be a wiser choice for us long term.

“The AFL has concluded the audit and can confirm no rules were broken and no further action to be taken as it pertains to Geelong. Completely unrelated to the audit, we will be making sweeping changes to the salary cap system effective from today.”

What about team selection on a Thursday night but in the format of the early 90s game show Man-O-Man where the whole squad lines up next to a swimming pool to be considered by the selection committee and those unsuccessful at the selection table get pushed into the pool one by one. On Fox Footy, hosted by Robbo who doesn’t even know half the names in each teams’ squads